ctmfa

CTMFA - "Call the mother fucking ambulance". Used to show the seriousness of how hard you're laughing that you're about to die.

this is the funniest shit ever. g im dead asf, ctmfaaaaa.

by pinche mentiroso moreno May 29, 2019

Comfartible

To eventually relieve wind after holding it in, in polite company, for quite some time.

The first thing I did as I got off the plane from New York was to make myself comfartible.

by Sharksie March 29, 2022

cumfarter

1. A person farting moments after his partner finishes inside him/her.

2. A term used as to have the last word in a lame insult competition.

3. The outcome of your flatulence if you're put behind bars and have a pretty face.

Example 1:
Jack and Jake are in the tub. Jack cums in Jake

Jack: "I'll be right back to blow you, don't finish without me."

3min later Jack returns only to find the tub water murky in cum....

Jack: I thought I told you to wait

Jake: I did, I just farted...

Example 2:

-You're a dickwipe
-Oh yeah? Well you're a Cumfarter! ...I win!

by aristophaneftw1 November 18, 2011

crusty cumface

After Receiving oral sex on the beach, proceed to cum on the females face and then dunk her head into the sand, creating a crusty cumface.

I got my revenge on that cheating bitch by giving her a crusty cumface before dumping her

by violentjoe December 14, 2008

CamFaced

To be fucked up beyond function, or as fucked up as Cameron Ventura is on a regular basis.

Bro, I was so CamFaced on New Years Eve, I drank a whole pitcher of Evan Williams!

by SpankDizm January 2, 2013

pussyfart cumface

One who has recently had a creampie quefed onto their face.

Noone has very much respect for the pussyfart cumface.

by Squeejek October 14, 2020

Cumfard

Cumfard: one of discords biggest pedophile rings (they send lots of gay porn)

Cumfard: a term for the biggest pedophile ring on discord
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Arson#4277:am stronk pizzatime leik men
TY_ykcuDliLcipE#0523: goku.com

by EpicMannn December 27, 2021