ctmfa 

CTMFA - "Call the mother fucking ambulance". Used to show the seriousness of how hard you're laughing that you're about to die.

this is the funniest shit ever. g im dead asf, ctmfaaaaa.

ctmfa by pinche mentiroso moreno May 29, 2019

Comfartible 

To eventually relieve wind after holding it in, in polite company, for quite some time.

The first thing I did as I got off the plane from New York was to make myself comfartible.

Comfartible by Sharksie March 29, 2022

cumfarter 

1. A person farting moments after his partner finishes inside him/her.

2. A term used as to have the last word in a lame insult competition.

3. The outcome of your flatulence if you're put behind bars and have a pretty face.

Example 1:
Jack and Jake are in the tub. Jack cums in Jake

Jack: "I'll be right back to blow you, don't finish without me."

3min later Jack returns only to find the tub water murky in cum....

Jack: I thought I told you to wait

Jake: I did, I just farted...

Example 2:

-You're a dickwipe
-Oh yeah? Well you're a Cumfarter! ...I win!

cumfarter by aristophaneftw1 November 18, 2011

crusty cumface

After Receiving oral sex on the beach, proceed to cum on the females face and then dunk her head into the sand, creating a crusty cumface.

I got my revenge on that cheating bitch by giving her a crusty cumface before dumping her

crusty cumface by violentjoe December 14, 2008

CamFaced 

To be fucked up beyond function, or as fucked up as Cameron Ventura is on a regular basis.

Bro, I was so CamFaced on New Years Eve, I drank a whole pitcher of Evan Williams!

CamFaced by SpankDizm January 2, 2013

pussyfart cumface 

One who has recently had a creampie quefed onto their face.

Noone has very much respect for the pussyfart cumface.

pussyfart cumface by Squeejek October 14, 2020

Cumfard 

Cumfard: one of discords biggest pedophile rings (they send lots of gay porn)

Cumfard: a term for the biggest pedophile ring on discord
PizzaTime#9045: Hi i liek men and i forgor and like little children me got kicked out of playground again ;-;.
Arson#4277:am stronk pizzatime leik men
TY_ykcuDliLcipE#0523: goku.com

Cumfard by EpicMannn December 27, 2021