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My gf is out of town this weekend so i'll be cmfao
CMFAO by seanrock August 2, 2009
Words you can keep
Quincy on the phone: Hell are ya? Barby is almost ready.

Maks: CMFAO dude. Will be there in time.

Quincy: Swag Broventine
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cmfao cmao cmfo CMAOL cmeao cmforeskin CMFOTP C.M.F.A.
crying my fuckin ass off

used the same way lmfao is used for laughing my fuckin ass off
A: "Sup B??"
B: "Nuthin Much, CMFAO"
A: "Wut Happened??"
B: "My Girl Dumped Me and Aborted My Baby =["
cmfao by sum real shit January 4, 2008
"ahh! i'm cussing my fuckin..."

...
"dude, you can just say cmfao. duh."
bad boy: i hear that Gerard Way died.
johnny: omg noo MCR is the best cmeao!
cmeao by thatemoconfusion June 21, 2020
crying my ass off.

used just like lmao is used to abriviate laughing my ass off
1: "Sup 2??"
2: "Nuthin Much, cmao"
1: "Wat Happened??"
2: "I Got Dumped =["
cmao by sum real shit January 4, 2008
Acronym for 'Crying My Face Off.' Often used in games after losing to another player or when speaking emotionally online about relationships or anything related to crying.
I can't believe I lost! I'm going to bed CMFO.

When she dumped me I was CMFO, but later I was like WTF!?
cmfo by mercboyan January 13, 2009
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