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A person/object/experience of highly comic value. See also com, nomedy and maaaaartyn!
Ahhh, that crippled child was comface!
comface by COMBOY! December 2, 2003

crusty cumface

After Receiving oral sex on the beach, proceed to cum on the females face and then dunk her head into the sand, creating a crusty cumface.
I got my revenge on that cheating bitch by giving her a crusty cumface before dumping her
crusty cumface by violentjoe December 14, 2008

CamFaced 

To be fucked up beyond function, or as fucked up as Cameron Ventura is on a regular basis.
Bro, I was so CamFaced on New Years Eve, I drank a whole pitcher of Evan Williams!
CamFaced by SpankDizm January 2, 2013

pussyfart cumface 

One who has recently had a creampie quefed onto their face.
Noone has very much respect for the pussyfart cumface.
pussyfart cumface by Squeejek October 14, 2020

cumface penis queen 

A female that sucks dick, gets facials, etc from different men very frequently. Not to be confused with The average bottom slut, but the queen of penis.
dude-1: Hey man, Emily just came out of the guys bathroom with jizz on her face

Dude-2: oh yea, she totally gave me good blow last night

Dude-3: NO WAY! I gave her a cum shot surprise last night!

dude-1: damn.. sounds like she's a cumface penis queen!

dude-3: Oh yea man. Like, if she were to die of her aids then all of the bottom cumfaces would die cause they wouldn't know how to survive without her, that's how much of a cumface she is.
cumface penis queen by A dank bud January 27, 2010
To be sprayed in the face with seminal fluid by an ejaculating male.
She moved back during the blowjob because she didn't want it in her mouth. But she didn't go fast enough so she was all cumfaced.
cumfaced by Gumba Gumba February 24, 2004