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A person/object/experience of highly comic value. See also com, nomedy and maaaaartyn!
Ahhh, that crippled child was comface!
comface by COMBOY! December 2, 2003
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crusty cumface

After Receiving oral sex on the beach, proceed to cum on the females face and then dunk her head into the sand, creating a crusty cumface.
I got my revenge on that cheating bitch by giving her a crusty cumface before dumping her
crusty cumface by violentjoe December 14, 2008

CamFaced 

To be fucked up beyond function, or as fucked up as Cameron Ventura is on a regular basis.
Bro, I was so CamFaced on New Years Eve, I drank a whole pitcher of Evan Williams!
CamFaced by SpankDizm January 2, 2013

pussyfart cumface 

One who has recently had a creampie quefed onto their face.
Noone has very much respect for the pussyfart cumface.
pussyfart cumface by Squeejek October 14, 2020

cumface penis queen 

A female that sucks dick, gets facials, etc from different men very frequently. Not to be confused with The average bottom slut, but the queen of penis.
dude-1: Hey man, Emily just came out of the guys bathroom with jizz on her face

Dude-2: oh yea, she totally gave me good blow last night

Dude-3: NO WAY! I gave her a cum shot surprise last night!

dude-1: damn.. sounds like she's a cumface penis queen!

dude-3: Oh yea man. Like, if she were to die of her aids then all of the bottom cumfaces would die cause they wouldn't know how to survive without her, that's how much of a cumface she is.
cumface penis queen by A dank bud January 27, 2010
To be sprayed in the face with seminal fluid by an ejaculating male.
She moved back during the blowjob because she didn't want it in her mouth. But she didn't go fast enough so she was all cumfaced.
cumfaced by Gumba Gumba February 24, 2004
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
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