crystofer

The man who has the longest shlong in the world

Man that crystofer isa god

by Lakskd May 22, 2018

Crysterbate

The art of crying while you masturbate.

Hey man, That sucks that Sarah dumped you but you can stop locking you self in the bathroom to crysterbate, tears wont get you off any faster

by leTed August 24, 2008

crustomer

Is a customer that is very crusty and rude.

When an employee complains that they dealt with a crustomer.

by nolan gray October 16, 2006

Magnet of Crysteries

Magnet of Crysteries is actually Cabinet of Mysteries said by a drunk "dead" robot named Vision after accidentally eating a chewing gum. No offence Wanda!

Illusion : And now ladies and gentlemen, for our grand finale, I bring you, The Magnet of Crysteries!
Glamour: Cabinet of Mysteries!
Illusion: Yeah, yeah, what she said.

by Loki approves Johnlock February 5, 2021

Christofer

smart ass handsome man that every woman wants and every man hates

Wow! You go Christofer!

by Redneck Woman 1982 February 5, 2010

Christofer Drew

Awesome singer, goes by the name of Nevershoutnever.

And all the names of his song are written without spaces.
17 years old & he;s from Joplin, Missouri
www.myspace.com/nevershoutnever


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Christofer Drew played "bigcitydreams" the other week on TRL

by dare4distance October 18, 2008

Christofer Drew

A 18-year old that actually takes pride in music. Some of his first songs are mostly auto tune, but his recent songs are all him. He is an example of a artists that has grown in his music. Great to see live.

Christofer Drew's music is not like Justin beiber's.

by Heytheree July 23, 2010