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Cristofer

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Cristofer is a boy that gets in love so many times. He is a very loving with all girls. If you ever find a boy named Cristofer you are a very lucky woman. Cristofer pairs with the name melanny or Britney. He is really nice.cute and has A really nice funny PERSONALITY ..
i like you cristofer,"oh really would u be my girlfriend?
Cristofer by By: Emma Garcia May 11, 2018
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cristofer

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cristofer is usually a very sexy person. cristofer usually is friends with someone who really really really likes him but he does nothing about it. he goes out with someone else instead. but that doesnt mean cristofer is a mean person. he still is a very hott person. he is also a very nicee person. and a good listnener. he is one of my favoritest computer friends ever. ily budd.
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cristofer by x0xbrittanyx0x March 17, 2009

Cristofer

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Cris is the biggest dumbfuck of all time he is annoying sometimes but he is cool.
Wow that kid is such a cristofer sometimes
Cristofer by Eat that pussy445 March 13, 2017

cristofer drew 

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1. singer of NEVERshoutNEVER 2. the cutest guy in the whole world 3. guy with an absolute amazing voice and awesome hair 4. kristina's future husband !
girl: Did you see that fine boy walking down the street?

kristina: yea. that's my man Cristofer Drew.

cristofer drew by hi_kristina March 19, 2009

crustomer 

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Is a customer that is very crusty and rude.
When an employee complains that they dealt with a crustomer.
crustomer by nolan gray October 16, 2006

Christoffer 

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Funny, intelligent, nice, caring, really good in bed but can also be a dick. He is down to do anything which makes him fun
I’d totally smash Christoffer
Christoffer by Henrietta the boss October 2, 2019

Christoffer 

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Christoffer is god's god
He is both manly and strong that his muscles sticks out of his head disguised as curls.
God was jalous of christoffer's cock, that he cut it off at replaced it wit another cock.
Christoffer's old cock is now known as mt. Everest and his cum created the "milky" way
Christoffer by Christoffer May 22, 2017
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