Crystal Methin' 

Crystal Methin' = a word commonly used by chavs to describe something as good. Used by MC Devvo. Refers to methamphetamine, a highly potent illegal drug.

Woah, dik'ed that was fuckin crystal methin'!

Crystal Methin' by Matt Scheepers August 29, 2007

Crystal Methican 

A derogatory term, describing someone whom is strung out on the street amphetamine, Crystal Meth.

"Hey guys, there was a Crystal Methican, asking for money at the corner store. Just a warning!"

Crystal Methican by numpy October 17, 2013

Crystal methican 

1) a Mexican hooked on crystal meth
2) the proper pronunciation of crystal Mexican by a Mexican hooked on crystal meth, as Meth rots the teeth and causes words to sound out different than a non Methhead speaker

My neighbor in my old town was a crystal Methican.

Crystal methican by Solid Mantis August 7, 2016

Crystal Methany 

A hot mama, child of 6. Hooters by night, Alley behind Wackos by night. From a harsh childhood of being bullied for being prego at age 6 with sextuplets. She became a word renowned buissniuss woman, doing classified work 😏

"I bring my little league homies to Hooters to eat, little do they know, I go out back and eat somethin else" -Crystal Methany 'sDaddy #69

Crystal Methany by Crystalmethany February 9, 2017

Crystal Methany 

A girl named Bethany. Wo likes Crystal Meth.

Frat Boy #1 - Dude! Did you see Crystal Methany last night?

Frat Boy #2 - Yeah! She smoked like a fistfull of dat shit!

Crystal Methany by lulz.lulz. September 25, 2009