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round ball made of crystal or glass that one unveils with humility late at night when no ones looking,to gather and place information of the current situation,to be reviewed and understood at a later date to gain a better knowledge of the patterns and progress of life
intuition,clockwork, synchrocyclotron in use is like crystal ball in reverse ;D
by mr.eofadd October 15, 2007
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Used often in the business world, this incredibly versatile phrase can be literally translated as "fuck it."
The client changed the deadline to today? Well, it is what it is.
by A. Danish November 27, 2007
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1. The straight forward approach that some psychics have when delivering information to a client.

2. This term is also used by psychics when talking about clients who expect readings for free or when referencing nasty clients.
The client that I read for last evening has a real set of "crystal balls." She expected me to wave a magick wand and make her boyfriend call her.
by Street Smart Psychic June 08, 2010
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after a girl squirts her load into her lover's mouth, her lover spits it back into her mouth. if they care to, they can orally pass the squirt load back and forth. it's similar to snowballing, however, girl cum is clear, making it a crystal ball, instead of a snowball.
"After I found out my girlfriend could squirt, I wanted to crystal ball her!"
by cathlex May 27, 2009
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1) when a girl preforms oral sex with pop rocks in her mouth
2) a ball used by homosexual cross dressers for scamming innocent people out of their money
1) "dude did you hear how johnny got a crystal ball from his girl friend?"
2) "gazzzzeeee into the crystal ball and see your future"
by johnny talks alot August 12, 2009
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1. When a man pulls out during intercourse and ejaculates into the womans eyeballs, then shouts "crystal ball"! The reference derives from the crystal balls fortune tellers use to forsee the future. By having the semen in her eyes, the woman can see the potential children of her future.

2. The crystal ball used by gypsy fuckers...
"Dude....I totally gave my old lady a crystal ball last night. She was so pissed. Mainly because I fucked up her contact lenses"
by MAN STUFF May 15, 2016
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when a person asks an obvious question or a question that is so retarded that you just can't even be bothered to answer it.
"Dad, is football really coming home?"
"Crystal Ball?"
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