cryptogasm

The paroxysm of euphoria experienced by unexpectedly rapid crypto currency valuation.

Oh, holy fuck! Ether and XRP are up 40% each in the last 30'days!
Enjoy the cryptogasm! That shit is gonna drop by 75% in the next 3 months.

cryptogasm by YAWA May 13, 2021

cryptomasun 

everyone’s favourite tiktoker for crypto content.

you may know him as his real name, Mason Versluis, or his tiktok: cryptomasun.

person 1: woah. this guy has some great crypto content.
person 2: you must be watching cryptomasun!

cryptomasun by thesimpofallsimps March 12, 2022

cryptomamary

The practice of hiding the actual breast size with clothing. The art of making the breasts seem larger or smaller or not distinguishable.

With a thick sweater and tight jacket she preformed deft cryptomamary.

cryptomamary by sfdawg December 5, 2010

Cryptoastronomy 

The study of theoretical space objects that are not confirmed to exist or not exist

An example of cryptoastronomy is the Nibiru theory

Cryptoastronomy by I Like To Define Words July 8, 2021

Cryptorgasm

When you invest everything in crypto thinking you are going to get rich only to be fucked over and lose everything to Whales, Bots, and CryptoMessiah.

Man, I thought it was going great, but losing the house and everything for my kids future was a major Cryptorgasm.

Cryptorgasm by M.Markes September 2, 2021

cryptosmite 

Exploit made by Writable that Osama has possession of

Yoo U got that new CryptoSmite USB?

cryptosmite by osamason January 20, 2024

cryptosmite 

an unenrollment exploit for chromebooks developed by the team FWSmasher over on GitHub around March 2024
Google paid 10k to the developer after they kept quiet waiting for it (bug report) to be patched, unlike sh1mmer....

student 1: why dude I cant go discord.com it say "blocked"?
student 2: just use cryptosmite LOL
student 2: I don't have any restrictions on my chromebook
student 2: here give me a few minutes
student 2: *crypto smites*
student 1: omg policy are you there? (the Chromebook is now unmanaged and there is no policy so they are free to do whatever)

principal: BOTH OF YOU WILL BE EXPELLED FROM THIS SCHOOL IMMEDIATELY.

cryptosmite by therealmia May 9, 2024