M.Markes's definitions

Cryptorgasm

When you invest everything in crypto thinking you are going to get rich only to be fucked over and lose everything to Whales, Bots, and CryptoMessiah.

Man, I thought it was going great, but losing the house and everything for my kids future was a major Cryptorgasm.

by M.Markes September 2, 2021

Gurt Pants

Yoga pants that are worn on a large person that should not be wearing yoga pants.

Short for Yogurt Pants.

Man oh Man. Those Gurt Pants on Pamela are stretched where they are almost see through.

by M.Markes March 26, 2017