cryjob

when your girl is crying and you pull out your dick, offer it up to her and she gobbles it up - happily giving you a blowjob whilst leaking fluids from her eyes, nose and mouth...

cryjob = crying blowjob. yeah, it's that simple.

by Ghostbuddy January 1, 2021

Cry job

When a guy makes a girl cry and forces her to use the tears as lubrication for a handjob. Often used after the girl has been naughty but the guy is feeling horny and mean

Did you break up with Katherine for her cheating on you?
-No, but I made that bitch give me a cry job

by J-Hutch July 8, 2005

cryobi

Refers to any "foreign made" brand of power tool (often using crappy-a** Chinesium parts) of such inferior quality that it makes your eyes well up just to look at it.

If you're just a casual tinkerer goofing around wif scrap wood and/or recycled mild-steel bits, then yeah --- I suppose you could get by wif a mail-order Chinesium knock-off-brand lathe or drill press. But if you're really wanting a fair degree of precision or "repeatability" in your work, you don't wanna go with cryobi tools --- trust me, you'll git nuttin' but headaches and a significantly increased vocabulary!

by QuacksO November 17, 2018

Cryobomb

When you ejaculate in a persons ice cube tray, and place it into their freezer without them knowing.

Steve isn't having any beer, so I cryobombed his water.

by blackouTT March 12, 2009

Cryojob

When a partner uses extreme cold to get sexual pleasure.

Andrew: Yo bro, i heard kyle got a cryojob done from cassie.

Kyle: That cryojob was not worth it man

by Jolly the 102nd July 13, 2022