chibernate

To hibernate Chicago style. To survive the apocalyptic reality that is Chicago winter one must take aggressive measures to ensure sustenance of the soul and physical being. This entails guaranteeing you secure a Chibernation partner for nothing else other than body heat shared through prolonged snuggling. In selecting who you choose to Chibernate with you should give significant thought to the following:

Take out food preferences of the Chiberation partner in question

Suitability of the couch in the selected Chibernation location for long dormant sessions wide enough for spooning

A robust cable package including all premium channels

4x4 car

Would you like to Chibernate with me? I am looking for a Chibernation partner. Could you see yourself spending this winter Chibernating with me?

by chameleon November 4, 2014

Cybernate

To take random extended absences from all you social networking sites and/or computer in general. This may be due to sex, relationships, drug use, and or laziness.

drugs relationships sex

"hey why didnt you come last night, i sent you a message about the party?"

"oh sorry, im cybernating"

"man everyone online is giving me shit"
"maybe you should cybernate till this is all over"

by carneyman17 December 24, 2009

Hibernate

A computer feature that many people do not use, which allows the computer to to shut down while playing music, games videos, browsing, and running antivirus scans all at the same time. When the computer turns on again, all tasks resume at where they were as if nothing happened.

Despite how awesome that is, most people still close down all their programs and shut down, only to have to start them up again when rebooting.

The idea behind it is simple. Take pretty much everything on the RAM and copy it to C:\hiberfil.sys, which is read again when the system resumes.

Fred was Photoshopping, video editing, chatting, browsing, playing Crysis, writing music, and working in 3D Studio Max on his laptop, but he had to pack up and go to work so he simply saved all his work and hibernated the system.

by t3hb1gb0i December 15, 2010

crybernate

When you go and cry, alone under your covers with the lights off for a really long time.

Guy 1: Timmy got dumped by his gf.
Guy 2: Really?
Guy 1: Yeah. Poor guy's been crybernating all day.

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Girl 1: Omg I failed my exam!
Girl 2: Who cares? Go crybernate a river...

by ChargeitUp October 8, 2016

hibernate

A severe case of marination. To sit idle for hours upon hours in a chill or relaxed state.

After having 3 exams I go into hibernation mode which may include doing absolutely nothing.

by Z May 3, 2003

Cybernate

To stay in your room all the while and do nothing but play Xbox and wank profusely over Internet porn.

"Dude, your right arm is like double the size of your left! You should get out more instead of cybernate all the time!"

by coxycjc April 9, 2016

hibernate

when a huge bear like human sleeps for 19 consecutive hours

when gabe hibernates its like he's in a coma

by dufa January 19, 2007