cry shitting

The act of straining so hard whilst shitting that you slowly weep, putting everyone else in the bathroom in an awkward situation

Person 1: Dude dont go in that bathroom I heard someone cry shitting.
Person 2: Should we ask if he's ok?
Person 1: Naw that'd be too weird.

cry shitting by Dream Creamer May 18, 2017

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Croshitting needle

An aid for constipation relief. Used much like a plumbing snake, the croshitting needle resembles a crosheting needle and should be used to yank tough shit out of your anus.

Joe: wow dude you were in the bathroom a long time
Dan: yeah, it would've been even longer but I had my croshitting needle with me to move things along.

Croshitting needle by Outofatent October 19, 2013

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croshitting

The action of crocheting while taking a shit.

Yo Kathy, can you please hurry up your croshitting? You're not the only one who has to take a dump.

croshitting by earlofpudding September 18, 2021

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croshitting

The act of sitting on the potty while making yarn garments for your friends.

Kaitlin Marie was croshitting as she was sitting on the potty making yarn mittens for Paislie and Ashley !

croshitting by Mom Linda November 26, 2006

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croshitting

The act of sitting on the potty while making yarn garments for your friends.

Kaitlin Marie was croshitting as she was sitting on the potty making yarn mittens for Paislie and Ashley !

croshitting by Mom Linda November 26, 2006

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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