cry shitting 

The act of straining so hard whilst shitting that you slowly weep, putting everyone else in the bathroom in an awkward situation

Person 1: Dude dont go in that bathroom I heard someone cry shitting.
Person 2: Should we ask if he's ok?
Person 1: Naw that'd be too weird.

cry shitting by Dream Creamer May 18, 2017

Croshitting needle 

An aid for constipation relief. Used much like a plumbing snake, the croshitting needle resembles a crosheting needle and should be used to yank tough shit out of your anus.

Joe: wow dude you were in the bathroom a long time
Dan: yeah, it would've been even longer but I had my croshitting needle with me to move things along.

Croshitting needle by Outofatent October 19, 2013

croshitting 

The action of crocheting while taking a shit.

Yo Kathy, can you please hurry up your croshitting? You're not the only one who has to take a dump.

croshitting by earlofpudding September 18, 2021

croshitting 

The act of sitting on the potty while making yarn garments for your friends.

Kaitlin Marie was croshitting as she was sitting on the potty making yarn mittens for Paislie and Ashley !

croshitting by Mom Linda November 26, 2006

croshitting 

The act of sitting on the potty while making yarn garments for your friends.

Kaitlin Marie was croshitting as she was sitting on the potty making yarn mittens for Paislie and Ashley !

croshitting by Mom Linda November 26, 2006