cry shitting

The act of straining so hard whilst shitting that you slowly weep, putting everyone else in the bathroom in an awkward situation

Person 1: Dude dont go in that bathroom I heard someone cry shitting.
Person 2: Should we ask if he's ok?
Person 1: Naw that'd be too weird.

cry shitting by Dream Creamer May 18, 2017

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Croshitting needle

An aid for constipation relief. Used much like a plumbing snake, the croshitting needle resembles a crosheting needle and should be used to yank tough shit out of your anus.

Joe: wow dude you were in the bathroom a long time
Dan: yeah, it would've been even longer but I had my croshitting needle with me to move things along.

Croshitting needle by Outofatent October 19, 2013

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croshitting

The action of crocheting while taking a shit.

Yo Kathy, can you please hurry up your croshitting? You're not the only one who has to take a dump.

croshitting by earlofpudding September 18, 2021

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croshitting

The act of sitting on the potty while making yarn garments for your friends.

Kaitlin Marie was croshitting as she was sitting on the potty making yarn mittens for Paislie and Ashley !

croshitting by Mom Linda November 26, 2006

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croshitting

The act of sitting on the potty while making yarn garments for your friends.

Kaitlin Marie was croshitting as she was sitting on the potty making yarn mittens for Paislie and Ashley !

croshitting by Mom Linda November 26, 2006

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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