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Crocheting 

Really just another way of saying you are going to do absolutely nothing for the next three hours besides gossiping and eating some chocolate scones with some righteous chocolate macadamia nut tea.
In a year of going to the crochet group there were maybe three minutes of crocheting between talking about the sociopathic raging cuntrag/supermoms who claimed they were friends while scarfing scones, cookies, truffles and drinking an entire pot of chocolate macadamia nut tea.

Good times!

Person 1:"What did you work on at crocheting group???"
Person 2:"A desert plate!"
Crocheting by OneWithTheTea August 6, 2009
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Crocheting Cock

when a dude alternates from ya ass to ya mouth consistently
Top: "hey best friend ever what freaky shit u wanna do with me???"
Bottom: "dude wanna crochet that cock from my ass to my mouth big man?"
dude in the corner: "aw hell yeah theyre doing the Crocheting Cock!"
Crocheting Cock by WeedCumer69 April 19, 2019

Spanish crocheting 

A often used euphemism for male masterbation making fun of the Spanish for thier flamboyancy and being feminine behavior.
Bro why are you Spanish crocheting in class?
Spanish crocheting by Yarnar300 December 9, 2021

Crotch crocheting

When Tim was crotch crocheting Into Grandma’s wicker basket, he heard a door open.

cricketing 

The movement of a girls legs rubbing together when she is extremely horny and can do nothing about it, similar to the movement of a crickets legs when they chirp.
Did you see the girl in mythology class? she was cricketing the entire class period. i wonder what she was thinking about.
cricketing by Bam 9 August 22, 2010

Cricketing 

The simple act of slipping into bed and rubbing your legs together to enjoy the comfy, coziness.
"How'd you sleep last night?"
"Great. I was cold, I started cricketing as soon as I got under the covers."
Cricketing by Words4Birds April 14, 2019

Crochetiere 

a group of people with rather complex sense of humour. the live predominently in canada and are often unfortunately named. Mispronunciations are "CROTCHetiere" "CROcheteeree" "CROTCHatear." More often then not, the average person gives up on pronouncing it and simply says crotch. Despite these setback the people are as cool as shit!
Did you see that "CROTCHetiere" "CROcheteeree" "CROTCHatear ugh i give up..." "dont u mean Crochetiere?"
Crochetiere by boombuba December 29, 2010
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