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Cuntsexual 

1. The act or pressence of being a cunt while at the same time giving off the appearance of being sexually attractive, through the choices of rape, consentual sex.
2. The feeling one receives when plunging head first (yes a penis) into a vagina. This feeling is then applied to your situation.
1. "That bitch is cuntsexual, I can't stand her, but I'd still hit it."

2. "This orange is very cuntsexual, I haven't had one in years!"
Cuntsexual by OhVerNice!!!! January 13, 2009

Christsexual

A Christian who bases his or her sexuality on the teachings of Jesus Christ, as described in the Bible.
PERSON #1: Why can't this guy ever have fun?

PERSON #2: Because he's a Christsexual!
Christsexual by ILovePoetry November 14, 2018

CrossSexual/Xsexual 

Refers to a straight man who naturally prefers the role of bottom/receiver or a straight woman who naturally prefers the role of top/giver during intercourse with a partner of the opposite sex.

"Cross-Sexual or Xsexual generally refers to a straight/cishet man who is anal erotic, i.e a bottom or receiver who prefers being the receptive partner during sex with a woman, or a straight/cishet women who is a top or giver, preferring to be in the giving or penetrative role during sex with a man.

"As members of a romantic and/or sexual minority, 'a group whose sexual identity, orientation or practices differ from the majority of the surrounding society,' both challenging notions of supposedly hardwired biological designs and copulatory drives and breaking with heterosexual social/cultural norms by not complying with assigned sex roles, cross-sexuals/xsexuals might be considered members of the GSRM, "Gender, Sex, or Romantic Minorities," offshoot of the LGBTQIA+ community." - From "X Marks the Spot: Introducing the CrossSexuals" by Xadie Hawkins
In the 2013 Huffpost article, "He's a Straight Man . . . and He is a Bottom," Renato Barucco, author and sexual health advocate, shares the stories of Ben, a straight man who is an anal erotic, sexually receptive bottom, and Lisa,a straight woman who is a "very happy top"; each of them might be described as CrossSexual/Xsexual.

craftsexual 

An individual who is so caught up in their craft(s) that they have no time and/or money to pursue relationships.
Dennis- Mike where have you been? I have not seen you in weeks. Mike- I'm sorry, I have been working on a lot of stuff recently. Dennis- You have become a craftsexual haven't you? Mike- ...

Crustosexuality 

The state of being sexually attracted to the crust of bread, pizza or anything else that might have a crust.
That crust really turned me on, I must have "crustosexuality"
Crustosexuality by Sellika September 30, 2021

Cyrussexual 

When your boyfriend who you originally thought was a strong, manly sensitive guy turns out to be the sweetest, most emotional mess ever.
Girl: I don't understand..

Girl's friend: What do you mean?

Girl: My boyfriend, is acting so sensitive!

Girl's friend: Oh, he's just a Cyrussexual. Don't worry, there's a pillw for that.
Cyrussexual by Headhair29 April 5, 2019