crusoe

Crusoe is a crippity crisp with blonde hair. He has floofa hair that is always floofy. He has hamester cheeks he's also really salty and wont get over that time we accidently didnt invite him but he got noodles as sorry so sorry crusoe he's also not listening as we read this amazing definition we made for him. overall, he's pretty swaggy.

Crusoe we are so sorry about that time.....
Gee Crusoe's hair is pretty floofy

crusoe by Tilly cool person April 29, 2021

robinson crusoe 

Daniel Dafoe's main character who is straded in fairly entertaining classic action novel

The character in The Adventures of Robinson Crusoe is similar to Tom Hank's in the film Castaway

robinson crusoe by Adam December 20, 2003

Enrico Crusoe

A famous opera tenor who got shipwrecked on a deserted island and lived to "sing his song" about it.

It's amazing dat Enrico Crusoe maintained his awesome voice after all dat he went through to survive those many years on a tiny tropical atoll.

Enrico Crusoe by QuacksO June 25, 2023

Robinson-Crusoe 

Robinson-Crusoe: verb. To remain in the place where one is lost and create a new life there, surviving on available resources, rather than continuing to search for a way out.

He got lost last year in the Madre de Dios junhle , and when we found him, he was Robinson-Crusoeing right there where he’d gotten lost.

Robinson-Crusoe by The Paul They Couldn’t Kill December 29, 2023

Lake House Can Crusher 

Wall mounted tool used to press aluminum beverage vessels down into hockey puck sized waste. This comes in handy, especially when kocking back a box of beers and telling awesome baseball stories, while up at the Lake for the weekend to conserve trash space. These versital crushed cans can be skipped across the lake, chucked at passing skateboard punks, or even driven to Michigan to help fuel their evaporating ecomony. The Lake House Can Crusher is an essential piece of equipment for anyone who needs to display their Big Guy Energy in an eco-friendly way.

TT: Hey Bro, can you grab me another BL while you are up on the porch?

BK: You got it Buddy! Why don't you hand me those six empties under your bag chair so i can run them through the Lake House Can Crusher while I am up there.

TT: Perfect Bro! I have a meeting in Michigan this week and I can drag that bag of cans with me to cover the cost of a few bar pretzels.

Lake House Can Crusher by Falcon Thunder Fist August 11, 2021

Can Crusher 

A professional fighter in the sports of boxing or MMA who fights a lot of low level competition who fans refer to disparagingly as soda cans.

We'll see how solid his wrestling is in his first UFC fight. He hasn't fought anyone with the skills to test him yet. Dude is a Can Crusher!

Can Crusher by BrigsCali September 9, 2019

dont tax my gig so hard-core, cruster.

translation: get off my case you old fogey!
used by pauly shore in encino man.

mr morgan, if your all edged cuz im wheezin off your grindage, just chill cuz if i had the whole brady bunch thing happenin at my pad, id go grind over there. so DONT TAX MY GIG SO HARD-CORE, CRUSTER!

dont tax my gig so hard-core, cruster. by cibyl June 18, 2003