crushiest

The epitome of being crushy. Having the characteristics of one who many of the opposite sex find crush-worthy.

Son of a Pope, that guy/girl is the crushiest!

Andy M is the crushiest man alive!

crushiest by Andy M September 4, 2003

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butt hole crusties

when you miss a piece of poo when wipeing, and your butt itches for the rest of the day.

"damn my butt wont stop itching! i think i have butt hole crusties."

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A person who is 'crushing' on someone - When a person is attracted to a special someone, the person is known as their crushie.

e.g -
Person 1 - Have you heard?
Person 2 - What??!
Person 1 - Betty is Alex's crushie!!

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A word used to call your crush , partner or fiance in a slight cringe but sweet way.

Hello crushiecakes , have you eaten yet? Love you!

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The act of being without a crush. Single af. Free. No feelings.

"I'm finally crushless! I let go of those feelings faster than I caught em."

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On this day you get a freebie to go up to your crush and hold their hand

It’s national hold crushes hand day, so can I hold yours?

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the vagina sauce that u get stuck in ur pubes after a long nite of fucking

i gotta get a shower and wash the coot crusties off my hammer!!

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