crussential 

When something is crucial and essential at the same time. Like eating Sushi on National Japanese day.

"that man gave us crussential advice about intimacy, as it was her first time"

crussential by Assfjihgtg February 17, 2023

crudessential 

An adjective for essential but more sophisticated and more superior beings.

Akkhesh is a crudessential person. He’s too superior for me

crudessential by Hello143 April 15, 2021

crutissential

to be of utmost importance, absolute necessity

It is crutissential that you follow proper safety procedures, or you may be injured or killed.

crutissential by raptorstriker September 7, 2009

crudentials

Da past documentation regarding yer skills at cleaning da gunk offa things, either literally or figuratively.

I hate to leave anything either half-washed or still-misunderstood/resented --- call me OCD-steeped all you want, but I have exceptional crudentials in both da physical-scrubbin' AND da social-disagreement-ameliorating departments!

crudentials by QuacksO October 25, 2025

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019