crushment

noun. The wrecked/smashed part of anything, particularly the crumpled sheet metal resulting from a significant impact like a car collision.

Damn, did you see the crushment on grandma's Buick? The entire rear end is half its former length. The other car, however, did not walk away.

by impunity January 26, 2011

crudimentary

A combination of crude and rudimentary, where the first stages of any development are especially rough, lacking taste, vulgar or offensive. The lowest form of a rudimentary design.

My game is currently in it's crudimentary stage, so don't be offended by the disgusting visuals.

by Deathtruth June 2, 2013

Crushmaster

1) Most "crushed" person as dictated by the website goodcrush.com. It can be argued that the crushmaster is the sexiest person of the year (or at least the most desired person in the nation on Valentines' Day).
2) creators of the site goodcrush.com

"Jon Hwang is the ultimate crushmaster. He was crushed over 500 times this Valentine's day."

by crushed. February 14, 2009

Crushmate

A crushmate is a person whom you like and who likes you back. You both know that you like each other, but you are not dating for some reason. Having a crushmate is that step between the friend zone and actually going out.

"Hey, I saw you and Rachel talking today." *nudge nudge*
"Yeah, she's just so great."
"You guys are such a cute couple."
"Nah, we're not going out. We're just crushmates."
"Why don't you just ask her out? You obviously like each other!"
"Yeah, we both know. It's just complicated..."

by notmonday December 18, 2012

Crushendo Pro

Stands for Crying, Shitting, Wanking at the same time while throwing up

A Crushendo Pro is best reserved for occasions such as: HoneyMoon, New Job Acceptance speech and as a generally bonding, "getting to know you better" kind of experiences.

by SovietUchiha September 13, 2010

crushendo

Stands for Crying, Shitting and Wanking at the same time

A Crushendo is something best performed at an ex's wedding as a token of the passing of the beacon.

by SovietUchiha September 13, 2010

crushmate

a crushmate is a person you have a crush on and and is also your classmate

joe: omg i just saw my crushmate at the mall
matthew: oh the cute guy from your class?

joe: yes

by dinodinodino November 9, 2020