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crudimentary 

A combination of crude and rudimentary, where the first stages of any development are especially rough, lacking taste, vulgar or offensive. The lowest form of a rudimentary design.
My game is currently in it's crudimentary stage, so don't be offended by the disgusting visuals.
crudimentary by Deathtruth June 2, 2013

Crushmaster 

1) Most "crushed" person as dictated by the website goodcrush.com. It can be argued that the crushmaster is the sexiest person of the year (or at least the most desired person in the nation on Valentines' Day).
2) creators of the site goodcrush.com
"Jon Hwang is the ultimate crushmaster. He was crushed over 500 times this Valentine's day."
Crushmaster by crushed. February 14, 2009
A crushmate is a person whom you like and who likes you back. You both know that you like each other, but you are not dating for some reason. Having a crushmate is that step between the friend zone and actually going out.
"Hey, I saw you and Rachel talking today." *nudge nudge*
"Yeah, she's just so great."
"You guys are such a cute couple."
"Nah, we're not going out. We're just crushmates."
"Why don't you just ask her out? You obviously like each other!"
"Yeah, we both know. It's just complicated..."
Crushmate by notmonday December 18, 2012

Crushendo Pro 

Stands for Crying, Shitting, Wanking at the same time while throwing up
A Crushendo Pro is best reserved for occasions such as: HoneyMoon, New Job Acceptance speech and as a generally bonding, "getting to know you better" kind of experiences.
Crushendo Pro by SovietUchiha September 13, 2010

crushendo 

Stands for Crying, Shitting and Wanking at the same time
A Crushendo is something best performed at an ex's wedding as a token of the passing of the beacon.
crushendo by SovietUchiha September 13, 2010
a crushmate is a person you have a crush on and and is also your classmate
joe: omg i just saw my crushmate at the mall
matthew: oh the cute guy from your class?

joe: yes
crushmate by dinodinodino November 9, 2020
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026
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