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cruntox by jimppy June 7, 2003
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cuntoxicated

Noun: refers to one who has been dining at the Y for considerable time and is all out of licking action, has a tired tongue
cuntox
I had to lick her snatch for so long I'm now cuntoxicated
cuntoxicated by andy mae January 16, 2004
The ultimate derogatory term for a profoundly selfish and ignorant person (usually male). This word is reserved only for most acutely abhorrent people. Etymologically derived from "toxic cunt".
I lent the guy my phone to dial 911 and I never saw the cuntox again.
Cuntox by Dan Fox June 11, 2003

cuntoxed 

By the time all of the free drinks had run out, we were all cuntoxed.

We're gonna go get cuntoxed tonight!
cuntoxed by captain_kinke January 9, 2005
The largest form of cunt available.

The literal oxen of cunt (shortened to cuntox).
man, fred is a cunt.. infact he is past the stage of being a cunt he has now reached cuntox status
cuntox by Andypandy April 26, 2006
noun: worse than a cunt
he's a cuntox that dude
cuntox by andy mae January 15, 2004

Cuntoxication 

Passing out from pussy smell while performing oral sex on a woman
Jim fainted lastnight through cuntoxication when he was going down on Sheila
Cuntoxication by Livinghosty July 13, 2011
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