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Crunchified 

random guy 1234: wow the marshmellow suddenly broke my teeth because it so suddenly became crunchified!
Crunchified by illusionest666 January 14, 2008
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Crunchified 

Person 1: Ooh, is that toast?
Person 2: No, it's crunchified bread

Crunchified 

Person 1: Ooh, is that toast?
Person 2: No, it's crunchified bread
Crunchified by anonymous February 4, 2023

Crunchied 

When a girl sticks a chocolate bar (preferably a crunchie bar) up her vagina and feeds it to an animal.
"Wow Emily, I can't believe you crunchied that dog!!"
Crunchied by Frazzel November 7, 2011

Crucified 

When one gets so drunk on a Friday night that they disappear from public life and then reemerge on the third day.
-Where have you been? I haven't seen you in like three days.
-Man, I got fucking crucified on Friday. I didn't leave my bed for the rest of the weekend.
Crucified by Vabe January 15, 2021

Crucified Barbara

All-girl heavy metal band from Sweden.

They fucking rule, period. Mia Coldheart is the best female gutiarist ever!
Crucified Barbara's debut album, In Distortion We Trust, came out in 2005. Go listen to it!

crucified 

someone that is an ugly ass mothafucka. this person is the most horrendous looking human you have ever seen. if you see someone that is an ugly ass mofo and makes you think “whaddafuck is this creature?” they are crucified.
yo that bih be crucified as hell
crucified by sillyswan22420 November 17, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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