When you are brought out of your slumber by your cruncle's knuckle children flying in your general direction. Must happen while sleeping on the couch in the basement.
"bro, I called the cops on my cruncle because he gave me a Basement Bath when I wasn't looking"
"I was asked if I wanted to take a shower, I had no idea I was gonna take a basement bath"
"I was asked if I wanted to take a shower, I had no idea I was gonna take a basement bath"
by AverageSizedPeter May 24, 2021
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"Veronica took her bra off last night at the party... looked like a fruit by the foot! She had LTS so bad"
"When that LTS bitch sends me nudes, she gotta take the pic with the panoramic setting so I can see her nipples."
"she didn't always have LTS, but now that she's got 6 kids.... her boobs look like tube socks!"
"When that LTS bitch sends me nudes, she gotta take the pic with the panoramic setting so I can see her nipples."
"she didn't always have LTS, but now that she's got 6 kids.... her boobs look like tube socks!"
by AverageSizedPeter May 25, 2021
Get the LTS mug.when you tell a lie, or want to make someone feel better about themselves, and you dont want it to be obvious. often used humorously.
(to a balding man) hey jackson, good hair! *looks away*
(to a girl that just lost her job) hey nicole, im sure after dairy queen fired you, youll be able to get a new job soon. *looks away*
(to a browns fan) go browns! *looks away*
(to a horrible substitute teacher in your government class) you really know how to teach *looks away*
(to a fat girl with two first names) hey toni, have you been losing weight? your lookin good. *looks the fuck away*
(to a girl that just lost her job) hey nicole, im sure after dairy queen fired you, youll be able to get a new job soon. *looks away*
(to a browns fan) go browns! *looks away*
(to a horrible substitute teacher in your government class) you really know how to teach *looks away*
(to a fat girl with two first names) hey toni, have you been losing weight? your lookin good. *looks the fuck away*
by AverageSizedPeter March 08, 2009
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Get the Crampin' and Tampin' mug.when you tell a lie, or want to make someone feel better about themselves, and you dont want it to be obvious. often used humorously.
(to a balding man) hey jackson, good hair! *looks away*
(to a girl that just lost her job) hey nicole, im sure after dairy queen fired you, youll be able to get a new job soon. *looks away*
(to a browns fan) go browns! *looks away*
(to a horrible substitute teacher in your government class) you really know how to teach *looks away*
(to a fat girl with two first names) hey toni, have you been losing weight? your lookin good. *looks the fuck away*
(to a girl that just lost her job) hey nicole, im sure after dairy queen fired you, youll be able to get a new job soon. *looks away*
(to a browns fan) go browns! *looks away*
(to a horrible substitute teacher in your government class) you really know how to teach *looks away*
(to a fat girl with two first names) hey toni, have you been losing weight? your lookin good. *looks the fuck away*
by AverageSizedPeter March 07, 2009
Get the looks away mug.The glorious fart box of a new sexual partner, whom coincidentally resembles thy former love interest, (usually after a disbanding of the relationship)
"Reginald, I said thee, I shall rebound and go clap some döpplecheeks. I pray that I don't say the wrong name in the doss."
"did you see those döpplecheeks? I certainly hope I can acquire the services of that young lady. She looks JUST like Hertha!"
"did you see those döpplecheeks? I certainly hope I can acquire the services of that young lady. She looks JUST like Hertha!"
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