8 definitions by AverageSizedPeter
by AverageSizedPeter July 17, 2007
When you are brought out of your slumber by your cruncle's knuckle children flying in your general direction. Must happen while sleeping on the couch in the basement.
"bro, I called the cops on my cruncle because he gave me a Basement Bath when I wasn't looking"
"I was asked if I wanted to take a shower, I had no idea I was gonna take a basement bath"
"I was asked if I wanted to take a shower, I had no idea I was gonna take a basement bath"
by AverageSizedPeter May 25, 2021
an acronym for Long Titty Syndrome. When a lady's milkers aren't measured in cups, but with a tape measure instead.
"Veronica took her bra off last night at the party... looked like a fruit by the foot! She had LTS so bad"
"When that LTS bitch sends me nudes, she gotta take the pic with the panoramic setting so I can see her nipples."
"she didn't always have LTS, but now that she's got 6 kids.... her boobs look like tube socks!"
"When that LTS bitch sends me nudes, she gotta take the pic with the panoramic setting so I can see her nipples."
"she didn't always have LTS, but now that she's got 6 kids.... her boobs look like tube socks!"
by AverageSizedPeter May 25, 2021
"I am never staying at Cruncle Bobbi's again! I woke up to a basement bath!"
"My cruncle had the audacity to grab my girlfriends phone out of her back pocket"
"Did you see the photos from the family reunion? cruncle was nurturing his sister in law's breast"
"My cruncle had the audacity to grab my girlfriends phone out of her back pocket"
"Did you see the photos from the family reunion? cruncle was nurturing his sister in law's breast"
by AverageSizedPeter May 25, 2021
when you tell a lie, or want to make someone feel better about themselves, and you dont want it to be obvious. often used humorously.
(to a balding man) hey jackson, good hair! *looks away*
(to a girl that just lost her job) hey nicole, im sure after dairy queen fired you, youll be able to get a new job soon. *looks away*
(to a browns fan) go browns! *looks away*
(to a horrible substitute teacher in your government class) you really know how to teach *looks away*
(to a fat girl with two first names) hey toni, have you been losing weight? your lookin good. *looks the fuck away*
(to a girl that just lost her job) hey nicole, im sure after dairy queen fired you, youll be able to get a new job soon. *looks away*
(to a browns fan) go browns! *looks away*
(to a horrible substitute teacher in your government class) you really know how to teach *looks away*
(to a fat girl with two first names) hey toni, have you been losing weight? your lookin good. *looks the fuck away*
by AverageSizedPeter October 29, 2008
when you tell a lie, or want to make someone feel better about themselves, and you dont want it to be obvious. often used humorously.
(to a balding man) hey jackson, good hair! *looks away*
(to a girl that just lost her job) hey nicole, im sure after dairy queen fired you, youll be able to get a new job soon. *looks away*
(to a browns fan) go browns! *looks away*
(to a horrible substitute teacher in your government class) you really know how to teach *looks away*
(to a fat girl with two first names) hey toni, have you been losing weight? your lookin good. *looks the fuck away*
(to a girl that just lost her job) hey nicole, im sure after dairy queen fired you, youll be able to get a new job soon. *looks away*
(to a browns fan) go browns! *looks away*
(to a horrible substitute teacher in your government class) you really know how to teach *looks away*
(to a fat girl with two first names) hey toni, have you been losing weight? your lookin good. *looks the fuck away*
by AverageSizedPeter October 29, 2008
watch out for christopher wallets! he thinks he is better than everyone else. It's like he discovered oversized money.
by AverageSizedPeter May 25, 2021