1 definition by Darth Scarborough

Cruncle

1. A creepy uncle.

2. An uncle who gives off pervert vibes.

"Are you seeing your family over the holidays?'
"Yeah, but I'm kind of dreading it because my creepy uncle is gonna be there. He hugs weird for an uncle. Pretty sure he's a pedo."
"I hear ya, everyones got a cruncle."

by Darth Scarborough February 5, 2022