Crums

An allergic reaction to the oral ingestion of semen can result in crums, low viscosity diarrhea.

"I've got to get my boyfriend to stop cumming in my mouth because every morning I'm filling up the toilet with tons of crums"

by VagFingaz October 29, 2009

Crumming

The act of crying while cumming.

Bro, I was banging this chick while listening to Coldplay and I ended up crumming, shit was beautiful.

by I am a mouse March 18, 2017

Crum

Your Penis.. A quote from Borat film "Please,Touch my crum"

Borat "Touch my crum..Please, I'll touch your's"

by benuk November 8, 2006

crum

its like cum but like not really

i just crum

by crumlord2 April 13, 2021

Crum

Someone who is such a lowly human being they do not deserve your time of day.

Jim - "Hey mate, can I borrow $5 for another rum and coke?"

Peter - "Fuck off crum"

by Manets January 24, 2009

Crum

When you cringe and cum at the same time.

Man, that midget porn really made me crum!

by Crummaster69 May 29, 2019

Crum

Crum is the alcohol mixture of cream soda^ and rum*. One shot of rum mixed with a bottle of cream soda will make the rum almost tasteless. Typically a 1/3 glass of rum and the rest cream soda will make for an enjoyable harder mixture know as a Pro-V mixture. Ice is not necessarily needed but is preferred.

* Clear brands of Rum are typically used (BACARDI®)
^ IBC® cream soda is the preferred brand.

I needed a quick drunkenness, after mixing a Crum on the rocks my problems melted away.

by captian October 26, 2007