crullering

to stumble around blankly, to not pay attention to what you are doing

Woah man, I was so tired today, I was crullering all over the place!

by IWILLSKINYOURMOM November 15, 2020

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Cutlering

(verb) Following the craze of Planking, Owling, and Tebowing; Cutlering is posting photos of yourself while lying flat on your back, like Jay Cutler of the Chicago Bears does most Sundays.

Started by The Heckler: Chicago

"Are you trying to get a tan?"

"No, I'm Cutlering!"

by ChicagoVince October 30, 2011

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crundering

The act of crying and chundering (vomiting) at the same time. Usually a result of extreme sadness.

Dave: "Dude, are you okay?"
Mike: "Nope, I just crundered everywhere..."
Dave: "You rock at crundering."

by TooManyPixels November 17, 2011

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jay cutlering

(verb): The act of looking uninspired and lazy while doing a job that you are overpaid to do.

"Yeah, it's not pretty but I am jay cutlering my way through it".

by Bexol December 17, 2014

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Ann Coultering

The act of shitting while standing up, named after Ann Coulter because your butthole is unbelievably tight, you spew shit everywhere, and, when your done, everyone hates you.

Person 1: Bro, I wouldn't go into the bathroom, someone was just Ann Coultering in there.
Person 2: IN A STARBUCKS! HAS THE WORLD LOST THERE MIND!
Person 1: I know bro, teens and their trends these days.

by BigSmex November 15, 2018

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