crullering 

to stumble around blankly, to not pay attention to what you are doing

Woah man, I was so tired today, I was crullering all over the place!

crullering by IWILLSKINYOURMOM November 15, 2020

Cutlering 

(verb) Following the craze of Planking, Owling, and Tebowing; Cutlering is posting photos of yourself while lying flat on your back, like Jay Cutler of the Chicago Bears does most Sundays.

Started by The Heckler: Chicago

"Are you trying to get a tan?"

"No, I'm Cutlering!"

Cutlering by ChicagoVince October 30, 2011

crundering 

The act of crying and chundering (vomiting) at the same time. Usually a result of extreme sadness.

Dave: "Dude, are you okay?"
Mike: "Nope, I just crundered everywhere..."
Dave: "You rock at crundering."

crundering by TooManyPixels November 17, 2011

jay cutlering 

(verb): The act of looking uninspired and lazy while doing a job that you are overpaid to do.

"Yeah, it's not pretty but I am jay cutlering my way through it".

jay cutlering by Bexol December 17, 2014

Ann Coultering

The act of shitting while standing up, named after Ann Coulter because your butthole is unbelievably tight, you spew shit everywhere, and, when your done, everyone hates you.

Person 1: Bro, I wouldn't go into the bathroom, someone was just Ann Coultering in there.
Person 2: IN A STARBUCKS! HAS THE WORLD LOST THERE MIND!
Person 1: I know bro, teens and their trends these days.

Ann Coultering by BigSmex November 15, 2018

edward cullening 

To go down on a girl on her period

Dude did you here?! The kid next door was totally Edward Cullening his ex girlfriend!! He totally licked that blood!

edward cullening by JoshyRockx April 23, 2014

Crustering 

When a crusten is in the act of buffering or distracted by a jelly bean.

Justin spent the entire shift crustering and going extra slow

Crustering by Dings666 July 24, 2019