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Culvering

When someone is overly obsessed about a product and proceeds to inform everyone about it multiple times. Can be used in positive and negative manners
Person A: “Wow that pizza was amazing. I cant believe how good it was. I wish you knew how good this pizza was.”

Person B: “Okay, calm down. You’re culvering right now.”
by Elgsada January 25, 2022
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Cutlering

(verb) Following the craze of Planking, Owling, and Tebowing; Cutlering is posting photos of yourself while lying flat on your back, like Jay Cutler of the Chicago Bears does most Sundays.

Started by The Heckler: Chicago
"Are you trying to get a tan?"

"No, I'm Cutlering!"
by ChicagoVince October 30, 2011
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Covering Flush

The act of flushing the toilet while simultaneously dropping a turd to cover the noise made while one is pooping.
I had to poop in my boyfriends house for the first time, so I layed down a covering flush because of my uncontrollable explosive diarreaha.
by Jacobazzi Lambrusco August 24, 2010
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jay cutlering

(verb): The act of looking uninspired and lazy while doing a job that you are overpaid to do.
"Yeah, it's not pretty but I am jay cutlering my way through it".
by Bexol December 17, 2014
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Ann Coultering

The act of shitting while standing up, named after Ann Coulter because your butthole is unbelievably tight, you spew shit everywhere, and, when your done, everyone hates you.
Person 1: Bro, I wouldn't go into the bathroom, someone was just Ann Coultering in there.
Person 2: IN A STARBUCKS! HAS THE WORLD LOST THERE MIND!
Person 1: I know bro, teens and their trends these days.
by BigSmex November 15, 2018
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busy as cats covering shit

busy as cats covering shit--multitasking and any acitivity performed in a reckless and haphazardly fashion
We don't have time to admit another patient,we're busier than cats covering shit here in the I.C.U.
by rita finn January 26, 2004
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Culverised

When you ejaculate into your hand and smear it over her face.
last night was insane, i culverised her.
by OhhhBigDaddy June 10, 2019
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