Crustering 

When a crusten is in the act of buffering or distracted by a jelly bean.

Justin spent the entire shift crustering and going extra slow

Crustering by Dings666 July 24, 2019

crittering 

One who takes and uses a resource meant for sharing in a manner similar to a small woodland critter, like a squirrel eating food. This person may abscond with food and eat it quickly in hiding, in order to avoid it getting taken from others who may claim it as theirs.

He spotted the girl crittering food at the party and cleverly won a dinner date with her later that night.

crittering by obx2009 June 1, 2009

Countering 

Verb : ( To Counter) in present progressive. To place ones partner on a counter and have hot steamy sex with said person

"Dude, I countered her last night"
Jimmy picked up sandy and brought her in the kitchen for a good countering.

Countering by lollol777734 January 31, 2009

crundering 

The act of crying and chundering (vomiting) at the same time. Usually a result of extreme sadness.

Dave: "Dude, are you okay?"
Mike: "Nope, I just crundered everywhere..."
Dave: "You rock at crundering."

crundering by TooManyPixels November 17, 2011

Ann Coultering

The act of shitting while standing up, named after Ann Coulter because your butthole is unbelievably tight, you spew shit everywhere, and, when your done, everyone hates you.

Person 1: Bro, I wouldn't go into the bathroom, someone was just Ann Coultering in there.
Person 2: IN A STARBUCKS! HAS THE WORLD LOST THERE MIND!
Person 1: I know bro, teens and their trends these days.

Ann Coultering by BigSmex November 15, 2018

Cratering

When used in the context of video games, Cratering refers to taking damage and/or dying from falling. Refers to the idea that when an object hits another object at high speed (in this case, your body hits the ground) it leaves a crater.

Hooray cratering into water when a death knight has waterwalking on.

Cratering by Shaytan November 15, 2016

Thin-crusting 

When girls order thin crust pizza allowing them to eat more slices leaving less pizza for the guys.

Linda & Lamees: This thin-crust pizza satisfied our appetite perfectly!
Anthony: I'm still hungry..That's what I get for thin-crusting the pizza...

Linda&Lamees: We just thin-crusted your ass!

Thin-crusting by The Popcorn King April 25, 2011