The act of shitting while standing up, named after Ann Coulter because your butthole is unbelievably tight, you spew shit everywhere, and, when your done, everyone hates you.
Person 1: Bro, I wouldn't go into the bathroom, someone was just Ann Coultering in there.
Person 2: IN A STARBUCKS! HAS THE WORLD LOST THERE MIND!
Person 1: I know bro, teens and their trends these days.
Person 2: IN A STARBUCKS! HAS THE WORLD LOST THERE MIND!
Person 1: I know bro, teens and their trends these days.
by BigSmex November 16, 2018