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crofter's 

The only jelly I'll put in my belly
Person A : What's the best jelly brand?

Person B : Crofter's

Person C : Smuckers?

Person B : F A L S E H O O D
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Craftermath 

The resulting and overwhelming mess that is left lying all about after a full day, week, or month of creative pursuits. Massive amounts of creative supplies jumbled and piled all together, all about ones workspace, making it impossible to continue crafting until cleaned and possibly preventing any inspiration whatsoever.
After her much needed craft day, the resulting craftermath looked like a tornado went through her studio.
Craftermath by abbinme January 23, 2012

dont tax my gig so hard-core, cruster.

translation: get off my case you old fogey!
used by pauly shore in encino man.
mr morgan, if your all edged cuz im wheezin off your grindage, just chill cuz if i had the whole brady bunch thing happenin at my pad, id go grind over there. so DONT TAX MY GIG SO HARD-CORE, CRUSTER!

Daniel Crofter Effect 

An effect in science discovered by Daniel Crofter where 2 objects have certain interactions with each other. These interactions can be a variety of different things. Many values of objects can change based on the Daniel Crofter Effect.
"Hey have you heard of the Daniel Crofter Effect." - guy 1
"Yeah don't they teach it in middle school?" - guy 2
"Yeah they do." - guy 1

crutters 

A word to describe some reaaally ugly person. It has come from the words crusty and butters, combined to make the word 'crutters'.
Erggggh that boy is crutters. He must have hit every branch on the ugly tree when he was born.
crutters by BuffEnid February 8, 2005

Blood Crafter 

One of the best fortnite youtuber's alive. A truly great person, whose ass is sore from being shot so much.
Cool Kid: Hey did you see Blood Crafter's new youtube vid
Cool Kid 2: Yeah he got shot in the ass
Blood Crafter by BigChungus69 January 16, 2019