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crofter's
Person A : What's the best jelly brand?
Person B : Crofter's
Person C : Smuckers?
Person B : F A L S E H O O D
Person B : Crofter's
Person C : Smuckers?
Person B : F A L S E H O O D
crofter's by Sir. Sing-a-alot May 17, 2019
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crufter • Cruster • Chufter • crutters • crafter • Crafternoon • Crofter • Crueterion • cluftery • crafterbaiting
Craftermath
The resulting and overwhelming mess that is left lying all about after a full day, week, or month of creative pursuits. Massive amounts of creative supplies jumbled and piled all together, all about ones workspace, making it impossible to continue crafting until cleaned and possibly preventing any inspiration whatsoever.
After her much needed craft day, the resulting craftermath looked like a tornado went through her studio.
Craftermath by abbinme January 23, 2012
dont tax my gig so hard-core, cruster.
mr morgan, if your all edged cuz im wheezin off your grindage, just chill cuz if i had the whole brady bunch thing happenin at my pad, id go grind over there. so DONT TAX MY GIG SO HARD-CORE, CRUSTER!
dont tax my gig so hard-core, cruster. by cibyl June 18, 2003
Daniel Crofter Effect
An effect in science discovered by Daniel Crofter where 2 objects have certain interactions with each other. These interactions can be a variety of different things. Many values of objects can change based on the Daniel Crofter Effect.
"Hey have you heard of the Daniel Crofter Effect." - guy 1
"Yeah don't they teach it in middle school?" - guy 2
"Yeah they do." - guy 1
"Yeah don't they teach it in middle school?" - guy 2
"Yeah they do." - guy 1
Daniel Crofter Effect by xxx_swagmastertommy2210_xxx November 9, 2020
Blood Crafter
One of the best fortnite youtuber's alive. A truly great person, whose ass is sore from being shot so much.
Blood Crafter by BigChungus69 January 16, 2019
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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