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cruckshank

A creature of dubious sexual persuasion, usually to be found loitering an a corby night club known as 'Vision'

Mating habits consist of buying persons of the same sex a drink, in the hope of..
A: Getting Some.
B: Having someone to talk/drool/grunt at.
Oi, Jason! you is me best mate, can I stand next to you please?
by Mysterious bloke January 6, 2005
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Lucas Cruikshank

A nickelodeon star turned youTuber who is also a gay icon
'hey have you heard of lucas cruikshank?' yes. his movie traumatized me as a child but now he's gay so i love him.
by Yvonnnne January 15, 2021
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dirty Cruickshank

A dirty Cruickshank is the act of getting drunk at a strip club halfway through a divorce, then getting a hangover the next day and teaching a room of high schoolers what you don't know about.
My agriculture teacher pulled a dirty Cruickshank the night before a big competition.
by Juan R. November 3, 2022
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cruikshank

breed of farmers with above average sex drives
look at that girl shes a true cruikshank
by qaz123fat November 28, 2013
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Chunkshank

Someone who is fat and obnoxious. Typically associates him or herself with Holden’s or fords. Like a Bogan, they enjoy big power, V8's, VL turbos and hektic skids. Commonly of ethnic background, but not nessisarly.

The Chunkshank is highly agressive, when insulted can be very dangerious. Due to their low intelligence, the Chunkshank uses size & brute force to dominate their opponent.
1. Check out that Chunkshank in the V8 doing a burnout.
2. Man, your such a Chunkshank...
by Tasty Nugg May 25, 2008
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cockshank

To Stab someone with your Penis.
This is one of the most severe forms of ownage and if it happens to you, you should be ashamed

Comes from the words Cock - meaning penis and the
word shank - meaning stabbed with a sharp object
My mate got cockshanked the other day, poor bugger got owned
by SpecialOps October 18, 2006
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Cruickshanked

A Physical and Emotionally Devastating Public Beating
He just got, "Cruickshanked!"
by Bam! Bam! October 29, 2012
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