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dirty Cruickshank 

A dirty Cruickshank is the act of getting drunk at a strip club halfway through a divorce, then getting a hangover the next day and teaching a room of high schoolers what you don't know about.
My agriculture teacher pulled a dirty Cruickshank the night before a big competition.
dirty Cruickshank by Juan R. November 3, 2022

Cruickshank 

Cruickshank

scottish - crooked leg
scottish - crooked leg

surname Mr Cruickshank the postman.
Cruickshank by imrtun March 24, 2004

Paige Cruickshank 

The most amazing person you will ever meet. She is an amzing person to be around and you have to treat her right. She is the new and improved version of Jesus (JOKE) and you have to get down and pray. She is beautiful in everyway and always smart. Make sure you buy her things especially clothes and she is so lovely!
WOW! Paige Cruickshank is so amazing and cool i wanna be like her.

Cruickshank 

You are such a cruickshank. you sure are.
Cruickshank by chris555555555 April 9, 2009

Cruikshanked 

A massive political defeat. Named after the California politician John Cruikshank, who waged a unwinnable race against a popular incumbent.
He has no idea what he's getting into. This election will end up with him being Cruikshanked.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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