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dirty Cruickshank 

A dirty Cruickshank is the act of getting drunk at a strip club halfway through a divorce, then getting a hangover the next day and teaching a room of high schoolers what you don't know about.
My agriculture teacher pulled a dirty Cruickshank the night before a big competition.
dirty Cruickshank by Juan R. November 3, 2022

Cruickshank 

Cruickshank

scottish - crooked leg
scottish - crooked leg

surname Mr Cruickshank the postman.
Cruickshank by imrtun March 24, 2004

Paige Cruickshank 

The most amazing person you will ever meet. She is an amzing person to be around and you have to treat her right. She is the new and improved version of Jesus (JOKE) and you have to get down and pray. She is beautiful in everyway and always smart. Make sure you buy her things especially clothes and she is so lovely!
WOW! Paige Cruickshank is so amazing and cool i wanna be like her.

Cruikshanked 

A massive political defeat. Named after the California politician John Cruikshank, who waged a unwinnable race against a popular incumbent.
He has no idea what he's getting into. This election will end up with him being Cruikshanked.

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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