crotchstank

The pungent fragrance of an unwashed groin.

Dwayne didn't like the smell of his own crotchstank.

by Kevin of infinite madness fame September 3, 2003

crotchstache

Lack of manscaping. When a guy's private parts resemble a porn star's mustache from the 70's.

GF 1: "How was your date last night?"

GF2: "The date was fine until I found out he was sporting an epic crotchstache"

GF!: EWWWWWWWAH

by jazzydiva August 3, 2011

Crotchstacean

A large group of mainly slippery sometimes slimy creatures that reside between a human females legs. Prone to drying out and becoming crusty of denied moisture. Commonly known as, Bearded Clam.

We better have sex right away, your crotchstacean feels a little dry.

by cambo37 January 17, 2010

Crotchanky

To place a piece of toilet paper or Kleenex in your gitch for pre-ejaculatory purposes.

Context: Hey, you packin your crotchanky?!

by Technukrainian March 3, 2011