Crotchanky

To place a piece of toilet paper or Kleenex in your gitch for pre-ejaculatory purposes.

Context: Hey, you packin your crotchanky?!

by Technukrainian March 3, 2011

Crotchky

The combined smell of female and male crotches, fluids, sweat, b.o., and butt (see ditty baby) after a long evening of fornicating. Usually in a room with closed windows and no ventilation. There may also be traces of farts from the relaxation. This smell can hit you rather hard when you are spooning or relaxing afterwards. The smell is often trapped in pubic hair.

Rolando reminded Anita she needs to get a wax because it was getting very crotchky in the casa.

by Mr. Crotch February 26, 2010

crotchney

a very smelly girl. relative to the smell of dirty reproductive organs. usually associated with various STDs and applying Gogurt to vital organs.

Shit Dude! i wouldnt have bought her a three hole puncher if i knew she was going to go all Crotchney on me!

Person one: whats that dreadful odor?
Person two: the effin Crotchney across the effin room.

Could you pass the crotchney?
no way, im not touching that.

by Hiddledrucken August 12, 2006