Definitions by cambo37

Crotchstacean 

A large group of mainly slippery sometimes slimy creatures that reside between a human females legs. Prone to drying out and becoming crusty of denied moisture. Commonly known as, Bearded Clam.

We better have sex right away, your crotchstacean feels a little dry.

Crotchstacean by cambo37 January 17, 2010

Beer Finger 

A viable excuse for misspelling words when texting.

Sorry, I meant to say, I want to shop not sh*t. I must have Beer Finger.

Beer Finger by cambo37 January 16, 2010