crotchjam

The substance in your crotch after a night of partying and dancing. May contain sweat, glitter, powder, makeup, lubrication and/or female or male ejaculate. Can also be caused by menstruation.

Dang, do you have any wet wipes? I have crotchjam.

by Mcww February 25, 2023

Crotchwalking

The act of putting stolen goods in one's vagina, then proceeding to waggle out like a crab.

Steve: Wow how'd you do that?!

Francine: This is me you're talking about the woman who once 'crotchwalked' an oven out of the 'Sears'.

Steve: Crotchwalking?

by The Jrr August 6, 2014

Crotchability

One who has an irresistible tendency to draw another to the crotchal region.
Sometimes referred to as 'the C Factor.'

"You are drawn to mine, and no one else seems to be. Does this diminish my crotchability?"

"You have an extreme crotchability. I can't seem to keep my hands off it."

"Alli defiantly has the C Factor going for her".

by McGee Baxter 2012 November 6, 2010

Crotchtastic

Used to describe a fantastic crotch.

David Bowie was crotchtastic in the Labyrinth!

by The Cat Lady June 7, 2010

crotchfat

Relatively self-explanatory - the mound of fat, found usually in women but sometimes in men - over the crotch in very obese people. Also spelled crotch fat.

My high school librarian had some serious crotchfat - I don't know how she can even fit in her pants.

by BWS55 February 11, 2008

Crotchal Region

Referring to your crotch

Yes please, in or around my crotchal region will do the trick

by scobb August 17, 2008

crotchal

having to do with or around the crotch

try and get yourself some crotchal action

by Auspex August 4, 2006