Definitions by Mcww

crotchjam 

The substance in your crotch after a night of partying and dancing. May contain sweat, glitter, powder, makeup, lubrication and/or female or male ejaculate. Can also be caused by menstruation.

Dang, do you have any wet wipes? I have crotchjam.

crotchjam by Mcww February 25, 2023