Labyrinth

A metaphorical maze sometimes used in the cause of confusion.

Originates from Greek Mythology as it was a structure that was built. After the builder made it, he couldn't get out of it so that is why it is a maze.

Girl: How will be ever get out of this Labyrinth?!?!
Boy: The world may never know

by Sam Waters January 10, 2014

Labyrinth

A 1980's Jim Henson movie starring David Bowie and Jennifer Connelly featuring memorable songs like: Magic Dance, As the world falls down, within you, chilly down, and underground.

The plot revolves around a young girl Sarah(Played by Jennifer Connelly) accidentally wishing away her baby brother Toby, the Jareth the Goblin King(Played by David Bowie)

"So the Labyrinth is a piece of cake, Is it? Well lets see how you deal with this little slice..." ~Jareth

by HipsterWaffle February 11, 2017

Labyrinthitis

A distressing disorder by which a sufferer is obsessed with the 1986 film Labyrinth, featuring David Bowie.

Symptoms include:
- Excessively quoting lines from the film
- Excessively re-watching the film
- Becoming entranced by the film when it is watched
- Becoming entranced by David Bowie's balls whilst watching
- Noticing David Bowies balls
- Talking like Bowie.

Man: Woah, that smells terrible!
Person: Its the bog of eternal stench!
Man: Labyrinthitis?
Person: Yeah...

Woman: Whatcha dooooing?
Man: Nothing.
Woman: Nothing? Nothing, Tralala?

Person watching film: ....
Other person: Hey, what you watching:
Person watching film: ....
Other person: Is that... You're watching it again?
Person watching film: ....
Other person: HELLO???
Person watching film: ....
Other person: Fine. Be like that. -walks away-
Person watching film: ...Huh? You say something?

Builder: Sorry ladies, path's closed. Turn back.
Girl 1: (in a bowie voice) Turn Back Sarah.
Girl 2: What a pity.
Builder: Poor girls, got Labyrinthitis.

by Definitely Not Simon May 9, 2012

the labyrinth

The greatest movie ever.

The Labyrinth is the greatest movie ever. (Thought I was going to come up with something profound, didn't you?)

by DasHeaven July 20, 2003

Labyrinth<

A 1986 film with a lot of puppets and the 2 HOTTEST MAIN CHARACTERS OF ALL TIME
DAVID BOWIE AND JENIFFER CONNELY WERE SOOOOO HOOOT
IDK WHY

The dude: Labyrinth< is a good film
Gavin: why
The dude: because of hot protagonists!!!!!
The dude: also puppets

by Allhaillexi! October 2, 2023

Labyrinth<

A nice 1986 film with a lot of puppets and THE TWO HOTTEST MAIN CHARACTERS OF ALL TIME

DAVID BOWIE AND JENIFFER CONNELY WERE SOOOOO HOOOT

OMG

Labyrinth< is my favourite film

by Allhaillexi! October 2, 2023

Labyrinthism

It is when a person begins to act as if the lore from the movie: Labyrinth is real.

Person One: Oh I wish that Jareth could take me to the Labryrinth right now.

Person Two: What are you talking about? That can’t actually happen that’s fiction.

Person One: Don’t say that! My ‘Religion’ Is Labyrinthism, I believe that could happen.

by -J3ZZIEPIEUWU February 5, 2022