crotchgrab

A gesture usually exibited by male Homo Sapiens, it involves reaching for ones nuts and yelling something idiotic.

Wow, Tom Cruise just did a crotchgrab.

by DJ Silly Hat August 28, 2007

(crotchgrab) WUT!!

a grabbing gesture made after accomplishing an amzing feat.

amazing feat, followed a crotch-grab "(crotchgrab) WUT!!"

by Garrett__33 September 15, 2008

Holy Crotchgrab

A phrase used instead of "Oh my God!" or "Holy cow!" by Michael Jackson fans, as his most famous dance step was the crotchgrab.

D - S was with M last night.

R - HOLY CROTCHGRAB!

by SharikaDubai March 12, 2011

Crotcheral vicinity

The area below the belly button and above the thighs

We’re you bleeding from your crotcheral vicinity?

by Jenaflowet March 18, 2022

Crotchability

One who has an irresistible tendency to draw another to the crotchal region.
Sometimes referred to as 'the C Factor.'

"You are drawn to mine, and no one else seems to be. Does this diminish my crotchability?"

"You have an extreme crotchability. I can't seem to keep my hands off it."

"Alli defiantly has the C Factor going for her".

by McGee Baxter 2012 November 6, 2010

crotchgear

A brand of sweatpants with humorous logos displayed over the crotch region where the humor is often based on innuendos and lightly crude sexual references.

Guy 1: "Was that a squirrel on that guys sweatpants?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, its reaching for his nuts! It's one of the new crotchgear designs"

by drewreeper November 28, 2011

crotch grab

When one grabs their crotch. More often than not the offender is unaware of the action. This proves most hilarious when film or camera equipment is present.

Ian did a major crotch grab in the handguns movie.

by Dave Berkowsky January 7, 2009