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crotchgrab 

A gesture usually exibited by male Homo Sapiens, it involves reaching for ones nuts and yelling something idiotic.
Wow, Tom Cruise just did a crotchgrab.
crotchgrab by DJ Silly Hat August 28, 2007
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(crotchgrab) WUT!!

a grabbing gesture made after accomplishing an amzing feat.
amazing feat, followed a crotch-grab "(crotchgrab) WUT!!"
(crotchgrab) WUT!! by Garrett__33 September 15, 2008

Holy Crotchgrab 

A phrase used instead of "Oh my God!" or "Holy cow!" by Michael Jackson fans, as his most famous dance step was the crotchgrab.
D - S was with M last night.

R - HOLY CROTCHGRAB!
Holy Crotchgrab by SharikaDubai March 12, 2011

Crotcheral vicinity 

The area below the belly button and above the thighs
We’re you bleeding from your crotcheral vicinity?

Crotchability 

One who has an irresistible tendency to draw another to the crotchal region.
Sometimes referred to as 'the C Factor.'
"You are drawn to mine, and no one else seems to be. Does this diminish my crotchability?"

"You have an extreme crotchability. I can't seem to keep my hands off it."

"Alli defiantly has the C Factor going for her".
Crotchability by McGee Baxter 2012 November 6, 2010

crotchgear

A brand of sweatpants with humorous logos displayed over the crotch region where the humor is often based on innuendos and lightly crude sexual references.
Guy 1: "Was that a squirrel on that guys sweatpants?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, its reaching for his nuts! It's one of the new crotchgear designs"
crotchgear by drewreeper November 28, 2011

crotch grab 

When one grabs their crotch. More often than not the offender is unaware of the action. This proves most hilarious when film or camera equipment is present.
Ian did a major crotch grab in the handguns movie.
crotch grab by Dave Berkowsky January 7, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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