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crotch gap 

The open space created between a thin or fit woman's upper thighs when she stands straight up with her feet close together. Considered a reliable indicator of a low body fat to weight ratio for women. More voluptuous women do not have a crotch gap due to the flesh of their thighs closing the gap. Often associated with the term "cameltoe".
When the backlight revealed her crotch gap through her dress, I knew she was the one for me.
crotch gap by NeoProg June 15, 2010
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crotchapuss 

a womans genitials, vagina or pussy.
Katelin: mann i havent shaved my crotchapuss in weeks.
Rachel: ohh man thats SICK NASTY.
crotchapuss by Riley Racoon. August 3, 2007

crotchapuss 

a womans genitials, vagina or pussy.
Katelin: mann i havent shaved my crotchapuss in weeks.
Rachel: ohh man thats SICK NASTY.
crotchapuss by Riley Racoon. September 7, 2006

Crotchapult 

A small catapult designed to fire at crotch level, thus insuring maximum damage and maximum hilarity. Used just as often for pranking as it is for self defense.
Remember crotchapult is for self-dense or self-amusement only. Do not use a crotchapult to commit crimes or use on pets, small children, or women without a sense of humor.
Crotchapult by Mystic-X June 26, 2012

Crotchapalegic 

When she's between your legs and freezes because of your penis size.
Bitch was about to go down on me until she went Crotchapalegic.
Crotchapalegic by ms122377 November 26, 2020

crotchaplegic

It's when she's between your legs and freezes because of your penis size.
Bitch was about to go down on me when she went all crotchaplegic.
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