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The way Bella Thorne sits while in fitting rooms.

While sitting cross-cross applesauce, Bella Thorne spilled scorching hot tea about how LGBT acceptance needs to be taught to kids from an early age.

cross-cross applesauce by bellathrone June 7, 2019

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Criss cross applesauce

A hand to hand combat fighting maneuver in which you yell out "Criss cross applesauce!" While simultaneously faking a right punch(criss), then a left punch(cross) culminating in a swift kick to your opponents junk (applesauce) Timing is everything in this maneuver. If executed perfectly, it is unblockable.

That asshole better shut his mouth or he's gonna get the ole criss cross applesauce!

Criss cross applesauce by Mayut January 12, 2016

Criss cross applesauce

a way in sitting in which the knees are bent and the legs over lap (hence the criss cross) and the applesauce is a nice rhyme used to remind young children how to sit.

teacher: everyone sit criss cross applesauce for story time
kindergartners: YAY!

Criss cross applesauce by singstar319 June 19, 2011

criss-cross applesauce

The superior way to sit. You fold you legs to form a somewhat pretzel shape. Also know as Indian style

Growing up, I used to love sitting criss-cross applesauce!

criss-cross applesauce by Definitely a human! April 15, 2020

Criss cross Applesauce

When a girl is extremely tall so she needs to sit down Indian style in order to give a blowjob

Hey babe can you give me some criss cross applesauce?

Criss cross Applesauce by Hdycmwifmec January 8, 2018

The Criss Cross Applesauce

a sex position is which the male wraps his legs around the female in a criss cross fashion. proceeding to insert his penis into her posterior crevice, causing painful stimulation.

"My boyfriend made me cry in pain when we tried the Criss Cross Applesauce last night"

The Criss Cross Applesauce by Datnigga666 August 31, 2017

Criss-cross applesauce

When you have oral sex with your partner and as you nut you twist your balls and release the applesauce.

David: Bro last night I gave my girl the old Criss-cross applesauce
Sammy: dude what the fuck

Criss-cross applesauce by memebigboy2 October 27, 2019

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026