cross bow

A weapon you shoot an arrow with.

I shot my brother with a cross bow

by JOHNSON II October 16, 2003

cross bowing

When a guy lays on his back and allows a female to hold his feet up while using his erect penis to achieve ultimate orgasm

penis erect cross bowing

by UberStorm October 17, 2013

german crossbow

A German Crossbow is a male masturbation act in which the individual inserts a toothpick (preferably the club sandwich style ones with the frilly plastic ends to stabilize the flight pattern) into the urethra and "fires" said toothpick via ejaculation.

"Watch me pop this balloon with my German Crossbow."
"My girlfriend has to wear an eye patch due to an arrant German Crossbow."
"The only thing that gets me off nowadays is a German Crossbow."
"Hey, hold my beer and watch me fire my German Crossbow."

by Derelict-Dave December 6, 2015

I waste him with my crossbow

A popular phrase with Knights of the Dinner Table fans. It is spoken by the knight Bob (he is generally the most destructive of the table). Whenever he says this there is some poor NPC in peril.

B.A "A hapless beggar crosses the street and..."
Bob "I waste him with my crossbow and search the body."
B.A "..."

by Hapless Beggar April 7, 2010

Crossbow

A signature weapon that can be used in a zombie apocalypse

Main users include Dwight & Daryl from TWD

Hey aren't you going to kill that zombie with a gun , No I got a crossbow instead

by Oneshotduke March 23, 2017

legendary crossbow

A thot that wears leggings and sticks her ass out for no reason

Oh shit is that a legendary crossbow

by DAA1410 September 18, 2019

Crossbow roulette

A decision maker believes they have several options, but in fact only one outcome can be chosen.

Scott: I can't believe that Willy thinks he can negotiate his rent payment again. He's fooling himself.

Julia: I know- it's crossbow roulette.

by oReiLLZ December 22, 2008