Crose 

someone who always has to one-up any story that has just been told. also extremely annoying and cocky. all around dooshbag.

Me: Dude, I just got 5 headshots on that map.

Jeff: I got six the other day.

Me: Dude, you just crosed me! what the hell man.

Crose by jak3cr053 October 10, 2010

Crose 

A subject which you don't care about, but which a friend finds interesting and always wants to talk about.
Often the speaker doesn't realize or doesn't care that others are less interested than the speaker.

Crose originated as Crows. A person, Bryce B., would often talk about the unique aspects of crows to the boredom of his audience. As this is being written, he continues on his quest of educating the world to the supposed "awesomeness" of crows.

Robert: World of World craft, blah blah blah, epic drop, blah blah blah, rep points, blah blah blah.
Gabe: I don't care, quit talking about crose.

Paul: Eve Online, blah blah blah corporation, blah blah blah Pyroxeres blah blah blah, gate camp, blah blah blah.
Gabe: I don't care, quit talking about crose!

Bryce: Crows, blah blah blah, crows, blah blah blah blah, crows, blah blah blah.
Gabe: I DON'T CARE! QUIT TALKING ABOUT CROSE!

Gabe: Weezer, blah blah blah, Pinkerton, blah, blah, blah, Rivers' guitar pick, blah blah blah.
Robert, Paul and Bryce: We don't care! Quit talkin about crose!

Crose by Bryce talks about Crows too much August 22, 2006

woke up and chose violence 

woke up and chose violence — the act of awakening and greeting the day with absolutely the worst decision that you could possibly make.

And sometimes it is actually violence.

It’s starting the day and performing any action that unalterably changes your life forever.

The people who attacked The Capitol on January 6th 2021 — attacked the symbolic seat of the American people’s power — just woke up and chose violence that day. And, as a result, the ring leaders are receiving long federal prison sentences.

woke up and chose violence by Mind Hunter the Profiler August 22, 2023

Golden Closet Films 

The film director pseudonym for Jeon Jungkook (of BTS)
abbreviated as GCF
(golden may refer to Jungkook's role in the group as the 'golden maknae')

"Hey, did you see Golden Closet Films In Tokyo on BangtanTV?"
"Yes! I thought the cinematography was incredible, and he caught Jimin very well."
"I can't wait till he helps to make a music video"

Golden Closet Films by 천사 유산 November 17, 2017

Closet Weeb 

Closet Weeb - A weeb/weebs madly obsessed with anime and they don't admit to other people that they are in-fact weebs.

Brandon was enjoying another episode of Bible Black with his dany body pillow . His friend Dumala asked him the next day "Hey Ronald! are you a weeb?" Brandon responded saying "I don't care about anime at all" even though he watches it all the time. Dumala then said "you sure you aren't a closet weeb Little Ronald?" Brandon responded saying "I'm not one of them"

Closet Weeb by ProudestWeebEver May 9, 2017

Clit Closet 

Clit closet, a mental collection of images for women to masterbate too. The female version of the spank bank.

Jane put the image of Barney Stinson with his shirt off in her clit closet.

Clit Closet by Barry DeBeers January 10, 2014

woke up and chose chaos 

woke up and chose chaos — a corollary to waking up and choosing violence. Waking up and choosing chaos involves beginning your day with an impulsive act that can and does throw your entire existence into disarray.

A common excuse for waking ping up and choosing chaos is: “I just had to speak from ‘my strong place’”.

And then the chaos ensues.

I woke up and chose chaos when I called my wife’s divorce lawyer and told him to do her worst — I dared her!!!!!!

woke up and chose chaos by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 3, 2023