cropato 

When you're having a brain fart, and you spell something incorrectly (specifically any type of vegetable).
Often people misspell certain words and don't have a term for it except "brain fart". So, instead of blurting out two random words to try to explain, you can just use one word. This term can also be used for the inability to explain emotion. For example, two guys are out at a bar and see a really hot girl. Instead of saying "She's hot." or "I'd tap that." They can say cropato so they don't have to explain it to each other.

"Hey dude, can you buy some assperagus?"
"You mean asparagus?"
"Yeah sorry, that was a total cropato."

cropato by HowBoutNoYouRaisin May 12, 2018

Croatoan Day 

It's the day that Supernatural fandom has been waiting for.
Where Supernatural fandom celebrates the day of the Apocalypse and Croatoan virus spread.
By celebrating we draw Croatoan word on our visible parts of body and take pictures of excessive amount of toilet papers we own at our houses.

This celebration day is caused by episode of famous Tv show called Supernatural, where is season 5 episode 4, one of the main characters Dean Winchester is sended to the future between a 1 - 7 of August 2014, to see the consequences of his actions.

"Hoard the toilet paper, hoard it like it's made of gold".

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Croatoan Day by PaulaBear August 1, 2014

croptopalis

A word that’s at the tip of your tongue

When you forget your dogs name you can call it a croptopalis

croptopalis by Callie and Janae are awesome January 11, 2020

crapatory 

Portable Toilet. The kind of toilets that you see in the festivals and in the construction sites. Originally concieved by translating from the hebrew "Mahrea"

Pavel: Hey dude, where are you going?
Gabriel: The pizza killed me, i'm heading to the crapatory to download the waste.

crapatory by Pavel Z April 21, 2006

Crapatoa 

(Cheeselandian: Crapatau) also spelled Crapatao or Crapatowa,
1.An incident that occured in France in 188X when the Paris sewer system became overwhelmed with a citywide epidemic of diarrhea and burst, overflowing the Seine river outside the city limits with exorbitant amounts of waste and overwhelmed the nearby city state of Cheeseland wiping out the entire popultion with an severe outbreak of cholera and suffocation from the smell.

2. An exclamatiom yelled by the poor souls of Cheeseland as they died in the days that followed the incident.

3. A term used to describe the effects of eating spicy asian/indian food that in turn eventually makes your digestive tract explode in a firey turd so hot it can melt through solid titanium.

Town Crier: Here ye here ye noble citzens of Cheeseland, the Parissian French upriver have produced an immense shitwad in the wake of a diarrhea epidemic. It is the evaluation of the town council that this wad will not come anywhere near our... what was tha? OH NO! CRAPATOOOOOAAAAAA!!!!!! fhlflflfhlflglglghlglglglglglghflglglglglglglglfglglg.

Dude 1: Dude you look like you just saw a ghost, what happened last night?

Dude 2: Well last night I had some curry and it went straight thru me, I felt like I was shitting fire.

Dude 1: Dayumm!

Dude 2: I know dude, I couldn't sleep last night it erupted like crapatoa, my toilet is just a smoldering hole in the wall now.

Crapatoa by Bugga Stiff August 21, 2008

croatoan 

A word used to make people disappear and/or use of this word making people disappear forever without a goddamn trace.No one will ever know what happened to you/them.

I'm too embarassed, I can never show my face again. I am going croatoan.

She betrayed me. It's time to make her go croatoan.

croatoan by The_Kit_Kat_Artist January 6, 2018

Crapatoa 

A term used to describe the effects of eating spicy asian/indian food that in turn eventually makes your digestive tract explode in a firey turd so hot it can melt through solid titanium.

Dude 1: Dude you look like you just saw a ghost, what happened last night?

Dude 2: Well last night I had some curry and it went straight thru me, I felt like I was shitting fire.

Dude 1: Dayumm!

Dude 2: I know dude, I couldn't sleep last night it erupted like crapatoa, my toilet is just a smoldering hole in the wall now

Crapatoa by Bugga Stiff September 26, 2008