crop circles 

(n.) Areas of missing facial hair

I want a full beard, but these crop circles are cropblockin me.

crop circles by giogringo July 3, 2006

Wisconsin crop circles 

Using a vehicle to make patterns in the snow on roads, parking lots and other flat surfaces during the night, so its looks like they mysteriously appear when it becomes light the next morning.

Saw some wisconsin crop circles in the high school parking lot when I dropped the kids off this morning.

Wisconsin crop circles by Really Light Stuff February 12, 2019

Crowley County Crop Circles 

Mysterious open circles that appear in the fields of Crowley County that seemingly appear after an RV Meth lab explodes.

"Brad, what's this big open area doing in the middle of your Uncles corn field?"
"Just more Crowley County crop circles bro. Don't touch anything you find on the ground."

Crowley County Crop Circles by WhiskeyFour March 1, 2023

crop circle 

similar to crop dusting when you fart while walking, crop circling is when you fart while walking through revolving doors

"I totally crop circled that old lady behind me walking out of the bank."

crop circle by tbonewalker December 21, 2008

crop circle 

puerto rican bald spot.

crop circle,bald,chrome dome,hairless, bald headed,baldy

crop circle by twidget July 24, 2008

Crop Circle 

flaming flatuents that scorch the earth (not like solar lighting)

OMG! The S.S. Sordo crop circled all over this area causing mass destruction, confusion and nausea.

Alert Everyone!

Crop Circle by Neil Mik May 21, 2009

Crop circle 

Farting while walking in a circle around someone.

Two people sit on a couch, one farts and walks around the other person on the couch. Therefore creating a crop circle.

Crop circle by getter pmd April 13, 2009