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croofy by infinabit February 21, 2024
Words you can keep
A word you use in place of a word not-yet invented. Invented by why the lucky stiff.
It’s over between me and words. I’d love to stick around and exploit them each, one after another, but it’s all becoming quite predictable, wouldn’t you say? Eventually, they will all be used and I’d have to come up with fake words and that would be way too cnoofy.
cnoofy by Aupajo July 19, 2007
Related Words
croofy crooky coofy croovy Croofers Croopy Choofy croof Crowfy choofy boof

Cloofy Syndrome 

1.Two people that will back each up other and never back down from their given statement no matter how ridiculous or stupid it is

2.A sexual harasser
Yo, did you hear that kiwi and forest are in cloofy syndrome mode
Cloofy Syndrome by Rezh February 5, 2021
Coofy :plural coofies A coofy is when you hit some one on the forehead when they make a stupid remark or statement. You can also coofy some one when being sily or stupid.
I gave a coofy to Sandy for saying that two plus two equals 5.
plural sentence: I gave so many coofies today, how many people can be so silly and stupid?!
Coofy by njgirl221 July 2, 2014
adj. A mad sketchy/shady person or incident
(waiting at stoplight a potential hot guy pulls up just a little ahead of the car)
Haley: Roll up so we can check that guy out
Cassie: ok (rolls up)
Haley: That was real crooky of us
crooky by The clah(t) August 8, 2005
mistaken word for KUFI

Some Muslims wear a kippah equivalent called a kufi. In the United States, the kufi is often associated with Muslims of African descent. A possible origin of this practice is a particular sunnah which states that the followers of Mohammed were never seen without a head covering.citation needed A kufi covers most of the head and is usually white or black.The modern Kufis worn by Muslims were influenced by the kippot worn by the Jews of Arabia
Ima Smack Dat Coofy off yo he4d Beeeoch!

aka Coofy Smack
coofy by myspacecom/bwar June 4, 2007

Coofy Hard 

A Way of reminding somebody that they are stupid by reinforcing pain as a method of making it permanent
A coofy hard is when somebody says something idiotic such as
"two+two=twelve right" following a comment of such nature a slap on the top of the head would occur and the person who is distributing it would say "Coofy Hard"
The more sever the stupidity the harder the coofy hard will get

Other people can get into the proceeding coofy hard by saying "Coofy Hard" right after
The more people that say it the more Coofy hard one will receive

So think about what you say before you say it. Cause you just might get incredible amounts of coofy hard
"Two plus two equals twelve right?"
"Nope, Coofy hard"

"What's a dolphin, isn't that some type of bird"
"COOFY HARD"
*Slaps on top of head*
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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