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a crogpit is a tall skinny white boy , who is no good for you! They just ruin your life.

keira’s boyfriend is such a crogpit

crogpit by curlycurtians April 25, 2020

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Crogpits

The Totalitarian leader of Earth. Crogpits is the highest form of spiritual being. To be ‘Crogpits’ is to be better than anyone else. Crogpits and his trusty left hand man Dedoid did not want to expose their true identities so they replaced them with God and Jesus. These inspiring individuals can be seen in such ‘best selling’ books like ‘The Bible’ or ‘CondyloidRickybogaJohson69’. Crogpits has always preached that he was constantly made to ‘take his trousers down’ when visiting the doctor. He also was very keen on ‘angelic children’. He is proud creator of the disherdrywishermashon.

Jameson: Hullo Sullivan, would u look over there, it’s a lovely little CROGPITS “
Sullivan: He is lovely isn’t he. Now I’m off to have sexy time with Stacy and she’s gonna pull my trousers down. Toodleoo”

Crogpits by RickyBogaJohnSingWog December 11, 2018

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croggit

The croggit is a state of mind, in which a person is immensely fucked and feels like they are in another body

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croggit by Croggit April 21, 2023

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Crogpits

A bogan that has fucked pit hair which reaks, smells and can almost kill someone.

"Check out that cunt over, his got crogpits"

Crogpits by Shkin June 19, 2018

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crocpit

The soft, slippery place between the second and third toe where angry fish go to wind down.

Yeah, you can rub my feet but watch out for the crocpit.

crocpit by Nubbley numnut April 15, 2017

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Crompit

Another word for the female reproductive system (the vagina/coochie).

"My crompit hurts." "I might have cancer in my crompit."

Crompit by oOhoneyyOo July 13, 2020

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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