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a crogpit is a tall skinny white boy , who is no good for you! They just ruin your life.
keira’s boyfriend is such a crogpit
crogpit by curlycurtians April 25, 2020
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The Totalitarian leader of Earth. Crogpits is the highest form of spiritual being. To be ‘Crogpits’ is to be better than anyone else. Crogpits and his trusty left hand man Dedoid did not want to expose their true identities so they replaced them with God and Jesus. These inspiring individuals can be seen in such ‘best selling’ books likeThe Bible’ or ‘CondyloidRickybogaJohson69’. Crogpits has always preached that he was constantly made to ‘take his trousers down’ when visiting the doctor. He also was very keen on ‘angelic children’. He is proud creator of the disherdrywishermashon.
Jameson: Hullo Sullivan, would u look over there, it’s a lovely little CROGPITS “
Sullivan: He is lovely isn’t he. Now I’m off to have sexy time with Stacy and she’s gonna pull my trousers down. Toodleoo”
Crogpits by RickyBogaJohnSingWog December 11, 2018
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The croggit is a state of mind, in which a person is immensely fucked and feels like they are in another body
Croggit state of mind
croggit by Croggit April 21, 2023
A bogan that has fucked pit hair which reaks, smells and can almost kill someone.
"Check out that cunt over, his got crogpits"
Crogpits by Shkin June 19, 2018
The soft, slippery place between the second and third toe where angry fish go to wind down.
Yeah, you can rub my feet but watch out for the crocpit.
crocpit by Nubbley numnut April 15, 2017
Another word for the female reproductive system (the vagina/coochie).
"My crompit hurts." "I might have cancer in my crompit."
Crompit by oOhoneyyOo July 13, 2020
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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