Being 'Crunk In My Crocks' means to be a middle aged person who Is also frequently high.
"Aww man, that kids dad is always Crunk in His Crocks. Should we call DHS?"

"Awww mahn, I can't wait to be the dad that's always Crunk in My Crocks!"
by Coffee to help me sleep October 1, 2017
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