Crocks

Extremely ugly shoes with holes in them that are apparently very compfortable. Most users of these shoes are children (probably because they are too young to realize how bad they look), Moms, and old people.

Mom: "Check out my new crocks!"

Daughter: "Ew mom, those are so ugly!"

by bubblegum1991 June 27, 2008

crocks

team homo

by stp xc October 31, 2003

crocks

faggot who likes it up the ass
"comon i know you want the crocks"

by stp xc October 31, 2003

Crunk in My Crocks

Being 'Crunk In My Crocks' means to be a middle aged person who Is also frequently high.

"Aww man, that kids dad is always Crunk in His Crocks. Should we call DHS?"

"Awww mahn, I can't wait to be the dad that's always Crunk in My Crocks!"

by Coffee to help me sleep October 1, 2017

Hillbilly Crocks

Crusty socks that became that way due to the wearer being a crazy hillbilly who never changes his or her socks. Considered quite the fashion (from North Carolina to Missouri) once they can "stand on their own two feet".

Kyle: uhh... dude... why are your socks standing up?

Leroy: I haven't washed them in a few years.

Jenny: ohhh Leroy... I just loooooooove a man who's not afraid to sport Hillbilly Crocks!

by tRy2bEaT_mE October 19, 2015

Cock n' Crocks

A lazy form of coitus in which the man's comfortable footwear, preferably crock brand footwear, is not removed.

"Sorry hun, I had a long day at work, so can we do Cock n' Crocks tonight?"

by Mcflurzle September 4, 2019

cockschelle

A "Cockschelle" is the german word for when you punch someone with your massive dick.

The word got famous through the german youtuber/rapper/kellerbaron Mois

Oh yeah nahui

"Ich gebe deiner Kahba eine massive Cockschelle

Oh yeah nahui"

by trash.uchiha March 1, 2019