crocced

Verb: the action of being physically or emotionally harmed by a croc(s)

Ryan just crocced Kate in the head

by Simba_cerrone January 29, 2017

crocked cock

A penis that is drunk!

Sorry girls......tonight I have a crocked cock! Tomorrow I'll do you right.

by JoeyBomm June 20, 2020

crocked

shitfaced,drunk,done,burnt,and other wise completely fucked up

We just cracked open the Souther Comfort and got crocked.

by shitter friend October 5, 2003

CROCKED

When playing video games (typically multi-player FPS games), being 'CROCKED' is a level above being 'Cracked' in terms of your playing ability and performance. You have ascended to another level of play, and the enemy players don't stand a chance.

You aren't just 'in the zone', you are beyond it. You're CROCKED.

Boys, I'm feeling absolutely CROCKED tonight.

I'm getting CROCKED later tonight when we play Valorant.

I've just downed a Redbull, and now I'm CROCKED out of my mind.

by Aspheriaaa June 29, 2021

half crocked

Being in a state that is the mid-point between sobriety and full on drunken buffoonery.

"I've been waiting for him for over an hour. I'm about half crocked!"

by DJ Dilly Q August 13, 2009

Crocked

Crazy rocked. To be totally destroyed or completely owned.

Dude, I crocked my elbow so madcore style.

by B420 April 18, 2006

Crocked

To be crocked

When you are discovered collapsed in a loo with your pants round your ankles

bad luck on being crocked last night mate

by gc2008 March 20, 2008