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crocked cock 

A penis that is drunk!
Sorry girls......tonight I have a crocked cock! Tomorrow I'll do you right.
crocked cock by JoeyBomm June 20, 2020
Related Words
shitfaced,drunk,done,burnt,and other wise completely fucked up
We just cracked open the Souther Comfort and got crocked.
crocked by shitter friend October 5, 2003
When playing video games (typically multi-player FPS games), being 'CROCKED' is a level above being 'Cracked' in terms of your playing ability and performance. You have ascended to another level of play, and the enemy players don't stand a chance.

You aren't just 'in the zone', you are beyond it. You're CROCKED.
Boys, I'm feeling absolutely CROCKED tonight.

I'm getting CROCKED later tonight when we play Valorant.

I've just downed a Redbull, and now I'm CROCKED out of my mind.
CROCKED by Aspheriaaa June 29, 2021

half crocked 

Being in a state that is the mid-point between sobriety and full on drunken buffoonery.
"I've been waiting for him for over an hour. I'm about half crocked!"
half crocked by DJ Dilly Q August 13, 2009
Crazy rocked. To be totally destroyed or completely owned.
Dude, I crocked my elbow so madcore style.
Crocked by B420 April 18, 2006
To be crocked

When you are discovered collapsed in a loo with your pants round your ankles
bad luck on being crocked last night mate
Crocked by gc2008 March 20, 2008