by Simba_cerrone January 29, 2017
1. A Russian guy who likes crocodiles.
2. The opposite of a Sahi, usually referring to someone who is dirty and impolite.
3. A member of a Crocogang
2. The opposite of a Sahi, usually referring to someone who is dirty and impolite.
3. A member of a Crocogang
Sahi: A Croc has captured me! What do they want from me?
A croc: We just want you to say shit. It's not that hard.
A croc: We just want you to say shit. It's not that hard.
by PisceanPrince May 30, 2022
quite possibly the ugliest but most comfortable shoes ever. everyone wears them from babies to old farts and rich kids to poorish kids. they are very heinous looking.
person one: ohmygaed...my home ec teacher is wearing the same crocs i am!!
person two: well thats your own damn fault. stop following the trends, idiot.
person two: well thats your own damn fault. stop following the trends, idiot.
by lykeomgewwww June 24, 2006
Aladeen: What's wrong with Crocs?
Nuclear Nadal: They are the universal symbol of a man who has given up hope!
Nuclear Nadal: They are the universal symbol of a man who has given up hope!
by darktea October 24, 2012
the most ridiculous markup since bottled water.
bottled water puts a fraction of a penny worth of water in a 2 cent bottle and sell it for a buck. crocs, on the other hand mold a few cents of plastic <i>with no water inside</i> into something kinda resembling a shoe, then sell the damn thing for $30.
bottled water puts a fraction of a penny worth of water in a 2 cent bottle and sell it for a buck. crocs, on the other hand mold a few cents of plastic <i>with no water inside</i> into something kinda resembling a shoe, then sell the damn thing for $30.
by zarquon January 10, 2007
Yes, socks and sandals can get you beaten but, Crocs are one of the only possible things that you can wear that might get you murdered.
They're basically (out of fashion) rubber slip-ons covered with holes.
They're basically (out of fashion) rubber slip-ons covered with holes.
Student #1: "Dude! I just got the Nike Kobe IX EM 'Game Royal's!"
Student #2: "Ptf... They're probably not as 'SWAG' as my Air Jordan Retro 14's."
Student #3: "Um, hello? Take a glance at my Black Crocs, gentlemen."
Student #1: "You have three seconds to get the h*** out of here."
Student #2: "Ptf... They're probably not as 'SWAG' as my Air Jordan Retro 14's."
Student #3: "Um, hello? Take a glance at my Black Crocs, gentlemen."
Student #1: "You have three seconds to get the h*** out of here."
by Alexander Hova August 11, 2014
The ugliest "shoe" ever made. Coming in a variety of fruity colors, it is a disgrace to see any male over the age of 8 (or under the age of 50) wearing them. Costing pennies to make, then marked up by about 5,000%, these "shoes" make you look like a dumbass.
1. If I ever buy crocs, please shoot me in my face.
2. I gave my crocs to a homeless person, but he threw them out.
2. I gave my crocs to a homeless person, but he threw them out.
by Noltons7 August 20, 2009