Critting

A successful masturbatory session of above-average quality.

"I was critting last night I don't, think i'll have another session like that ever again."

by the Dih stroyer April 6, 2025

Crinting

English slang originating in the city of Plymouth. It means to cry falsely or attempt to cry in order to evoke sympathy. Usually practised by:
1 children under ten to gain concessions from their parents or

2 silly bitches with acute princess syndrome who didn’t get their own way.

1 But mum everyone else is going!

Well you’re not, so stop your crinting and live with it
2 How could you possibly do this to me?

Very easily! You’re a total pain in the arse so stop your crinting an fuck off.

by AKACroatalin March 6, 2019

Crinting

English slang from the South-West, it means to try to cry in order to evoke sympathy. Usually practised by children under ten in order to try to gain concessions from parents.

But Mum, everyone else is going!
Well you're not, so stop your crinting and live with it.

by Croatalin February 1, 2014

Dick Clittington

One of the most insulting names that you can call a person.
The naming of a Dick Clittington is often followed by a round of applause for the user's tenacity in their choice of insult.
As it holds such monumental weight amongst insults, calling somebody Dick Clittington should only occur in the most extreme instances where other insults fall short of describing the gravity of that particular situation.

Besides the exalted and god like 'cock smoking thunder cunt' I can think of only one other insult that would gain such rapturous applause for its usage, 'Dick Clittington'

by Mitch Connerson July 18, 2010

Chitting

{verb} Chitting is like chatting except you are shitting while you do it. Usually through the use of a laptop/notebook.

EXAMPLE:
tigercooter69:BRB
firecrotch19:where u going?
tigercooter69:gotta wipe!
firecrotch19:r u chitting again?
tigercooter69:.......
firecrotch19:gawdammint

by haf-DED May 7, 2008

chat chitting

switching up chit chatting to chat chitting... made by the great dane cook

I did some chat chitting with that girl. Ya..i flipped that shit.

by D-Man DROCK May 5, 2006

button clitting

Repeatedly pressing the elevator button as if doing so will make the elevator come sooner.

Observer: "You seem to think that pressing the elevator button again and again will make the elevator come more quickly. It won't. You're button clitting, and its a total waste of energy."
Button Clitter: "I know, but I can't help it."

by Dandy Dinmot April 26, 2009