Cresting is when you reach a point of such pleasure during sex or masturbation that you know that one or two more strokes and you’ll cum. Like being right on the crest of the ultimate final pleasure wave.

Man I was cresting for a long time before I finally tugged that sucker all over her face. On reflection I think she would've preferred a different wake-up call...

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Crexting

A type of multitasking in which one texts another on his or her mobile device while taking a crap.

Daniel is really pissing me off. He cannot do anything without his iPhone in his hand. The other day I walked into the bathroom and found him crexting!!

Crexting by KungFuGrip November 30, 2010

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Creating

The process of making, dreaming up, inventing, evolving from one's own thought(s) or imagination(s), causing some thing(s) or some event(s) to come into being with or without imaginary efforts.

I am creating my day and my life; and it will be wonderful.

Creating by Lileelicious October 9, 2008

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Cresting

Verb.

The act of squeezing shit out of one's urethra (pee-hole) after it becomes lodged inside during anal sex. The act resembles toothpaste being squeezed from its tube.

I leared that a huge downside to anal sex was the possibility of cresting. Who wants to have to sqeeze shit out of their penis?

Cresting by LordNastius November 29, 2009

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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